COMPUTER GENDER....
.....Why computers should be considered masculine:
1. in order to get their attention, you have to turn them
on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3 They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the
time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had
waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
.....Why computers should be considered feminine:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other
computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory
for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
ENJOY AND HAVE A GREAT MONDAY!!!
Comments (13)
it proves you wrong
(nice one)
5. to get them started you have to "boot" them.
6. to get them back on track you sometimes have to "re-boot" them.
And 2 more for why they should be feminine:
5. they have all kinds of gadgets, even though only a few of them are actually useful.
6. they're none too happy if your "software" is "micro-soft'
"If you press the wrong buttons, you get gibberish."
"If too many windows are opened at once, the system crashes."
"Unexpected closing of program."
"Low memory."
"Out of memory."
"High use of CPU."
"Download failed."
We're working on it. Give us a couple of million years to evolve and then we'll be women too.