ABOUT SOUTHERN WOMEN...

Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl.

Southern women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"Why , no, Billy!"

Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions :
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"


Southern women know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity

Southern women know their vacation spots:
The beach
The beach
The beach

Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
Colorful hi-heel sandals
Strapless sun dresses
Iced sweet tea with mint

Southern women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah

Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind
The Notebook

Southern women know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football

Southern women know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
Grits
Eggs
Country ham
Mouth-watering home made biscuits with momma's homemade jelly

Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Chawl'stn,
S'vanah
Foat Wuth
N'awlins
Addlanna

Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler, of course!

Southern girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon

Southern girls know the four deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food
Wearing too much makeup in the summer

Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah!

Now...... Shugah, spread this to some girls who were raised in the
South or wish they had been!

If you're a Northern transplant:
Bless your little heart--fake it. We know you got here as fast
as you could!!!
Post Comment

Comments (3)

amen,lol.midsouth guy.
I must agree. I do believe I talk and act and think like this most of the time. I've lived in the South most my life but recently, well almost a year ago moved up here to good ole Indiana...anywhoo Good Job to who ever thought this up!

Stephanie
BRAVO!! Excellent! Lawdy Miss Clawdy, I do deeklare, how I do miss travelin' an' workin' down there, specially N'awlins an crawfish sandwiches from PO'Boys ! %D
Post Comment - Let others know what you think about this Blog.

About this Blog

by Unknown
created Apr 2007
2,682 Views
Last Viewed: Mar 17
Last Commented: Apr 2007

Feeling Creative?