Modern medicine...............
Seth was involved in a horrible accident and his arms and legs were blown off. A few days later his parents turned up at the hospital to see how he was going.“He’s coming along very well,” said the doctor. “At the moment we’re pumping him full of morphine and Viagra.”
“Morphine and Viagra?” exclaimed Seth’s mother. “Why are you giving him those?”
“Well, the morphine is for the pain,” said the doc, “and the Viagra is to stop him from rolling off the bed.”
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