Yup!! I'm a Blond!!!

My 29yr old son just came by and we were just shooting the breeze, and he had asked me if i knew what Beastiality was???


Well here is what this blond said..."of course i do, it's the powers of the Beast from the X-MEN movies!!"....and i said it so proud as if i knew that was the right answer!!!

Well it turned out not to be!!!...but when he was finished laughing at me, he told me what it was, and the only thing that came to mind was GROSS!!!

Now is that really true that there are some humans that do that to the poor animals???

He's on stage tomorrow at Yuk Yuks, and I'm going to be part of his material, i can see it now, he's going to tell everyone what my answer was to that stupid question!!!

and for sure this is what i will be looking like right at that momentblushing blushing blushing blushing blushing

Just thought that i would share that with y'all and to give y'all a good laugh...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh laugh



teddybear teddybear teddybear

Comments (28)

particolor
$10 to the person who comes up with the Beast answer...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing bouquet
bsooner
Holy Crap Sugar, had to google search it myself to see what it meant. That's nasty........barf
10kOhms
as they say ... necessity is the ma of invention! uh oh uh oh
I just hope that after the joke,
he doen't point you out in the audience,
"and there she is right there" pointing
meant doesn't (not "doen't").
sugarbum
@Jimwave wave wave ...of course he's going to point me out!!...why?...because he not only asked me that question, he also wanted to know if i knew what a golden shower is, as well as a pearl necklace...my answers to both those question was a golden shower is when the sun is shining and its raining at the same time, and the pearl necklace is a piece of jewelry girls wear!!!...it's not, isn't it???blushing blushing blushing
RDM59
laugh Perhaps you should have a witty reply prepared just in case. May I recommend something along this lines of, " Son, I'm not your real mum, her name was Baaarbaaaraaaa"....sheep
sugarbum
@RDMwave wave now that's funny!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh laugh laugh
Next time he asks you a question, tell him to google it. laugh
HuggerMan4U
Sugarbum, where is your son learning all these terms? Does he have a wild girlfriend, or something? rolling on the floor laughing devil

Yes, people do the beastiality thing. A woman died after trying this with a male horse. Guess it was too much for her. The police charged the owner of the property where it occured. A man would have been safer for her. Imagine the headline in this case! How embarassing for her family - they would never live it down.

I've heard of golden shower, but not the pearl necklace thing. barf

I'm just waiting for the day when my daughter asks about fun and games. "Sure, dad, what do you want to know?"
rolling on the floor laughing blushing
HuggerMan4U
So, Sugarbum, I assume that you HAVE to go to this shindig? If he does pull that on you, your reply could be, "Son, I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!" rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Mystyr
wasn't this the reason the Scotts wore kilts, because zippers spooked the sheep dunno rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
musicfreak
@sugarbum Hey fellow Canadian!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing He will DEFINITELY use you in his stand up routine!!!!! rolling on the floor laughingrolling on the floor laughing That would be a riot to see!laugh

I have heard about dogs and horses....dunno

I love your innocent angel answers for the other terms!laugh

Now do you know what ZZ Top is talking about?

grin

terbear57
hi musicteddybear
sugarbum you look to young to have a 29 year old son
musicfreak
Hi Terbear!! teddybear

I'm looking forward to hockey season too! grin grin grin

Hope you're doing well.hug
sugarbum
@terbearthanksfor the complement, but, you won't believe me when i tell you that i have a 33yr old, a 30yr old, and a 27yr old, as well as a 25yr old to my brood, 4 boys and 1 princess....OMG, i had that many children???...lol... teddybear teddybear
terbear57
Music iam doing fine,The Detroit Lions are 4 and 0 i feeel gooodteddybear
sugarbum
@musicfreakwave waveWell hello there my Canadian sister, i have a brother who lives in B.C. as well, he's a paramedic., and hockey season already started, i saw a couple of games so far!!!...it's the playoffs that i like best though!!handshake cheers
terbear57
your welcome sugarbum,your right its hard to believe
I was woundering how many of your kids friends ask if your really their mother or their older sister
sugarbum
@terbear, whenever I'm out and about with any of my boys, people think that I'm the girlfriend, but with my daughter, they ask if we're sisters!!teddybear teddybear
terbear57
sugarbum i can understand that,i would think the same thing
i would think your their date not their mom, it must be nice to look just as young
its late have a good night
i thought the same thing bear...
congrats sugar your a very very young looking mum hug wave
musicfreak
@sugarbum WTH is in the water in Ontario! I need some!laugh doh
HuggerMan4U
Whatever you do, don't drink the water in Alberta (Three Hills). The water there is so bad, it has to be trucked in on a tanker truck!!
Jbond
Nice joke for you to tell your son.
A man was accused in Bestiality ,his friends asked him, how low you can go? he answer, Chiwawa :)
I have more jokes i like to whisper in your ears:)
cerberusunleashe
Too Funny rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
ScottyVan
And very fit and beautiful you are too,.... :)

xxx
Potsey
my what a very strange conversation between a mom and her son.

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