One of the funniest things I've EVER read
I just got this in an e-mail.Not on here.
I haven't changed a single word.
I just removed 'her' e-mail address.
Before I show it to you, please do not have any beverages
near your computer
especially don't be drinking any.
OK, here it is;
"I'm Jessica William 30yrs single female from Richmond Va united state, But now in London UK were I came for am Investigation of an investment Vacancy based on the kind of business I do, I'm a business person that is into fish pond company business, I want to relocate from this city to any were in usa or in another country to keep my business going coz my wicked uncle is moving after my life to kill me as he killed my father and take over the company that my father left before he died. I?m the only child in my family after losing my father 2yrs Ago, There is a capital sum of $7.1 million usd for this business which am pleading you to tell me if there will be a place near to you were we can be able to keep this business going so that I can tell the bank to release the money in your care as my next of kin/ partner to enable us start running the business as partners, I really need to hear from you as soon as you read this message and if you want to contact me on my personal email (jessica**********)I'm Hoping to hear from you, Remain bless in the lord forever,
Jessy."
"I'm the only child in the family AFTER losing my father"
apparently her father was a child.
"united state"
Oh man, this one is rich and I don't mean the money.
Comments (15)
Does she have a nice pic at least to make up for the bad English ?
Ti - are you sure there's room for more money in your account ?
That's more than I got.
Summer
here you go...anyone like to go for a free accomodation /vacation?
Hello, madam. Nice to meet you.
I saw your profile at "the connecting single" ( a dating site ).I am interested in you.I am suitable for your qualifications you look for.My name is lokum. I am honest man. I am from Turkey. I am an engineer. I am working in a company in Istanbul.If you please, I would like to meet you to marry. If you think that you can visit into Turkey in this summer, we both can meet in Turkey. Your expenses only inside Turkey belongs to me .
(accomodation and housing and transportation inside Turkey). Also, you may stay in my house in Turkey. I will show you the beaches of Turkey. Do you agree with me? What do you think of this travel and visiting me? Or, please, tell me if there is an alternative to know more about each other .I have never had any darling.
If you write to me a short answer, I will be pleased.
Exotic11 - What are the chances of you moving to the northwestern U.S.,preferably Kent, Washington? Probably about as much chance as a mouse in a room full of cats, I suppose.