WOMEN THINKING.. VS.. MEN THINKING...!!!

Lets see what women and men are saying.. but also what they really mean...


Here are some examples...!!!

WOMEN EXAMPLES ..

When a woman says : "yes"
she means: "No"

When a woman says : "YES... it's nice..."
she means: "Couldn't you find something better ??"

When a woman says "Do you love me??"
she means "I want to ask you to buy for me something expensive!!!"

When a woman says "Do you REALLY love me??"
she means "I made something very bad , and I want you, to forgive me!!!"

When a woman says "I feel a little uncomfotable in this house!!"
she means "we must move immediately to another house, with new furniture, and buy a new car too!!"

When a woman says "Do whatever you want!!!"
she means "I will NEVER forgive you if you do that..!!"

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MEN EXAMPLES ..
When a man says : "yes"
he means: "yes"

When a man says : "I'm hungry"
he means: "I'm hungry"

When a man says : "I'm thirsty"
he means: "I'm thirsty"

When a man says : "Nice Dress!!"
he means: "You've got GREAT BOOBS!!!!"

When a man says : "Let's go to the movies!"
he means: "I want SEX after that!!!"

When a man says : "Let's go to the restaurant!"
he means: "I want SEX after that!!!"

When a man says : "What's bothering you??"
he means: "Probably you don't want, to get laid tonight!!!"
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There are too many sayings.. I forgot..
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some are true for women...blushing grin

WOW! .... Is this 'really true?!
A Subtext ... two quite different meanings
running parallel within the same sentence
on an identical trajectory: otherwise known
as ambiguity!

It's no wonder I am a Klutz when it comes
to understanding women. I prefer direct but
tactful any day.

happy place

11.52 a.m. GMT, 2/12/2011.
When a man says : "Let's go to the movies!"
he means: "I want SEX after that!!!"

When a man says : "Let's go to the restaurant!"
he means: "I want SEX after that!!!"


Well ladies, here's the warning...RED LIGHTS FLASHING laugh laugh laugh
What a woman says = What she really means:

Maybe = No!
I need = I want...
We need = I want...
I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry.
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you.
Sure... go ahead! = I don’t want you to.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful!
This kitchen is so small = I want a new house.
I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you’re dead.
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have cellulite.
How much do you really love me? = I broke something.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me!
You’re so manly = You need a shave and you're skinking.
We need to talk = I need to complain or break up with you.
Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later.
I’m not yelling! = Of course I’m yelling, this is important!
I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade.
It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I’m not emotional and I’m not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS.
Do you like this recipe? = It’s easy to fix, so you’d better get used to it!
I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on television!
Was that the baby? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...


What a man says = What he really means:

I’m tired = I’m tired.
Yes, I love your new hairstyle = I liked it better before.
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
Would you like to dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.
Yes, your haircut looks good = $50 and it doesn’t even look different!
I like the first dress you tried on better = Pick any freakin’ dress and let’s go!
What’s wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you going through now?


laugh rolling on the floor laughing Titsy thanks for your warning, OK movie and dinner at...HOME will be safer and...faster for the expected after-party momentlaugh wine


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Makiswave

I remember I was once saying to my date during our car trip, "I am hungry". He thought I was kiddingcrying and was teasing me but I really meant it that I was hungry. I should have made him pulled over and ran to the nearest food stallblues I gave him silent treatment after that which meant "I am mad and I don't want talk to you (my date)"grin wine

Oh btw, men expect women to talk because they can't read what's on women's mind. I can tell you, women cannot read men's mind eithergiggle
When a man says to his wife : "Tonight i have an appointment with my business partner and go home late and this happen often "
he means: "I have a date with my girl friend"

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Makis rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
men need a special translation gadget ... women just to stick in their mind ... " my man wants sex, my man wants sex...." rolling on the floor laughing
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