Some of these are so funny

I JUST got this today on a site very similar to this one wink
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"I enjoy meeting with friends over good conversation, good music, good food and washed down with a bit of good wine. And I'm looking for someone honest that I can share my loneliness with for the rest of my life. Here is my contact yahoo address (removed, because I want her all to myself laugh)
and send me message including your pictures and I will be able to reply you back with mine."
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I think 'she' washed the last food down with way too much wine. laugh

And who the heck wants to share a lifetime of lonliness ? crying

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She's 31 and looking for someone "30 to 99".
I gotta admit I do fit in that age range. laugh
Very opened-minded of her. angel

I'm not sure most 31 year old women would be actively
seeking a 99 year old guy idea UNLESS he is a billionaire.
Lets face it, at 99 he's already got at least one foot in
the grave, especially if he TRIES banana
with a 31 year old woman.

Oh yeah, I'm going to send LOTS of pictures of myself,
when I already have 8 of me posted. roll eyes
I hope you are holding your breath. laugh

NEXT ! tongue
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Liked your profile Parti!!!.Please send picture of your Luxury Cruiser!!!help
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awwww she's in love with you ....aint that sweeet , so will your wife let you have her ?

atleast the 90 year old will have a few things a girl could need money , a house , car ,,and some old guy who wont live forever


teddybear
P - I didn't know they made luxury roller skates. laugh

V - I'm not married. But, you can have the person who sent this to me. You can thank me later. laugh
You don't have to be 90 to own cars, homes, or have money.
I have enough problems with out making it way bigger than it is

hug hug teddybear
That's nothing. Have you actually read some of
these blogs lately? And these are real people! rolling on the floor laughing
I don't even want to know bout any other sites. doh
go for it jim sharing a lifetime of loneliness with someone has got to be a unique experience .

dontcha wanna try new things ?lol.
S - there's some bloggers I intentionally avoid (not you). tongue

A - I like to try SOME new things, but not where I forsee extreme problems. uh oh
Jim, maybe she wishes for the 99 year old, because his hearing may be afflicted, and wont have to listen about the lonliness, for long, laugh
Yeah, but then it won't be long,
before she is alone again. sad flower
uh oh
When I get older
And losing my mind
When I'm 99 !!

I'm rewriting (When Im 64) for Sir Paul McCartney!!!
How is it going so far ????rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
grin cheers
Will she still tease you,
will she still please you
when you're 104. laugh
Hi! My name is Thony!!!laugh
I have to laugh because there are a few on this site also:

-seeking women 3'-6'11", really????

I think except for you Jim, every other man has put the above as in their height requirements....lol

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh

Mo
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