ridiculous break-up phrases from men
these are some ridiculous break-up phrases from men,with translation of what they really mean....
1. “I’M JUST NOT READY FOR A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW, BUT IF I WERE… YOU’D BE THE ONE!”aka:”I’m still not ready to spend the rest of my life sleeping with one person, but if I were, it might be you.”
2. “I STILL REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU.”aka: “… Just not enough to really date you or spend much time with you. But I still care!”
3. “I’D LOVE TO STILL BE FRIENDS AND HANG OUT AFTER ALL THIS.”a.k.a.“Can you hook me up with your hot friends after you get over me dumping you?”
4. “I JUST REALLY NEED TO FOCUS ON (FILL IN THE BLANK… SCHOOL, JOB, GOD, WHATEVER) RIGHT NOW.”aka: “I don’t think you’ll take this break-up well, but you can’t argue with this one.”
5. “I’M MOVING TO A FOREIGN COUNTRY, BUT I’LL CALL YOU WHEN I GET BACK.”aka: “I’ve got to get away from you, fast!”
6. “YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME!”aka: “And I know I can do so much better than you!”
7. “IT HAS BEEN SO GREAT GETTING TO KNOW YOU, BUT I THINK WE NEED TO SPEND TIME WITH OTHER PEOPLE.” aka: “I’ve already met someone I’d rather spend more time with.”
8. “I’VE GOT A FEAR OF COMMITMENT.”aka: “I’ve got a fear of being tied to you for life!”
9. “I’M FEELING SMOTHERED, AND I JUST NEED TO GET SOME SPACE.”aka: “You’re way too in my business, too fast – I am ready to get you out.”
10. “THE GUY WHO MARRIES YOU IS SO LUCKY!”aka: “I just hope I’m not that lucky!”
NB: ive heard the two of this with my ex....
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“I’VE GOT A LOT OF ISSUES I NEED TO WORK ON RIGHT NOW.”aka: “My main issue is that I’m just not that into you.”
“I FEEL LIKE YOU’RE MORE OF A FRIEND THAN A GIRLFRIEND TO ME.”aka: “You’re just not as cute as you were when we started dating.”
“I JUST NEED SOMETHING MORE.”aka: “I’m not sure what more is, but I’m kind of bored, and this line sounds really convincing.”
happy heart's day...
it's just saying i can't live without you...
how's that???how'd you live for such a long time when i met you...
@parti..thx...
@el....just the same with guys above.....
I have used 5
just for fun...!!
at last honest
I at last - appreciated it.