My FAVORITE Valentine joke.
It's an oldie, but a goodie.
A young guy walks into a post office one day and sees
a fat, middle-aged, balding guy,
who is standing at the counter methodically placing
"Love" stamps on hundreds of bright pink envelopes
with hearts all over them.
He then takes out a big bottle of perfume
and starts spraying the flowery scent all over them.
The young guy's curiosity is eating at him.
So , he goes up to the balding man and asks him
what he is doing.
The older man says, "I'm sending out a BUNCH
of Valentine cards signed,
'thanks for all our passionate rendezvous,.. your secret lover ?' "
The younger man says, "why in the world would you do that ?"
"Well, I'm a divorce lawyer," the older man replies.
What's YOUR favorite Valentine joke ?
I mean, besides your ex.
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Comments (6)
Got one for you
Love is Blind?
Phil, a smart and handsome young man, dressed in the latest fashion, walked into this local pub. He noticed a woman gazing at him without blinking her big eyes. Phil felt flattered so he walked up to the woman and said in his deepest voice, 'I'll do anything you wish, beautiful lady, for just £10 but on one condition.'
The woman appeared to be trapped in the moment and asked as if in a trance, 'What's your condition?'
Phil answered, 'Tell me your wish in just three words.'
There was a long pause, the woman opened her purse, counted out the money and handed it to the man along with her address. She then looked deeply into his eyes and whispered, 'Clean my house.'
The punchline was "paint my house"
and the male & female roles were switched.
No she was a platinum blonde
@ Jim
Its the way we tell um on the other side of the pond
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