a peaceful day.....!
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men?
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
Comments (19)
Marry a man is like Buying a Bull!!!
@parti...... get ur bottle of rhum......
@sp......thanks ......
Don't think I'll be paying too much attention anyway
Yes you are right
You are so funny!
We make jokes about men but we can't live without 'em!