Don't Take It Seriously...
Don't Take It Seriously...When the DOCTOR says,
"Take off your clothes."
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When the DENTIST says,
"Open wide."
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When the HAIRDRESSER says,
"Do you want it teased or blown?"
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When the MILKMAN says,
"Do you want it in the front or the back?"
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When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says,
"Once it's in, you'll love it."
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When the SHARE BROKER says,
"It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again."
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When the BANKER says,
"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."
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When the HUNTER says,
"Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots."
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When the TELEPHONE GUY says,
"Would you like it On the table or against the wall?"
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