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guys,( not all tho) seriously do you think this is a great greeting/introduction? hey bb you look hot wanna chat? or when you get a flower you caught my eye! my reply have ur eyes tested might have an infection rolling on the floor laughing
sometimes i dont even bother to replydancing
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If you don't mind me asking in public...
you're half black and half what else?
Cherrie.......blues I guess it's back to the drawing board for some new lines. Any suggestions? grin
@ sur im neither and i do mind you asking about my race in public, my race is not the issue here, feel free to email me if u have anymore personal question regards my race, creed etcwave
" if i said you had a nice body.......would you hold it against me? " doh
Ok bsooner: how about reading the profile firstly? looking at the distance? then ask how are you? the answer will always be finelaugh
@ choco and Red.....I am SSOOOOO glad I change my screen name then! LOL rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
@ ready,id say are u ready to try again?tongue
@ least ur always readylaugh
Still laughin rolling on the floor laughing
I think some of the Old Start Lines are the Best!!...conversing
G,Day!! What Color Knickers are you wearing??..wow rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
You Smell Great FROM HERE !!! innocent rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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@ Red......sorry if I EVER sent you anything REMOTELY close to the topic here! LOL frustrated
Hahahaa oh my goodness, just in rare form tonight I suppose..funny how you mention those lines because I JUST got an email from someone...a very good looking gentleman and I just couldn't resist...he says the usual, "How are you?" and I replied "I'm fine and so are you, I mean and how are you?"...lol I'm so awful, though, in the same mail I did apologize for my lame humor and reassured him, I was just bein silly. Tis my nature at times banana
Cherrie, I always read the profile first so I'm on the right track with that.

Question, how many guys would you have slapped if they had come up to you and said some of the opening lines I'm sure you have gotten in your inbox? I'm guessing many. rolling on the floor laughing
@ part : id say keen sense of smell! and my knickers were knicked by the last guytongue laugh wave
Ah Ready, I don't believe you've ever sent me anything. I'll be checking my inbox more closely grin
@ red, hahahha! when ur on a roll u roll rolling on the floor laughing
@ Red.....I'll take your challenge......only after I think of something 'non-stupid' to say! moping








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I love pick up lineslaugh i like to hear guys make a muck of themselves now n then grin

The funniest one i got hererolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing from a guy who said

"Can i get a picture of you, to prove to my friends that an angel do exist"rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
@ b: i have been on and off on this site for a long time, and i have many pages of blocked men!its when ur say ur not interested they think ur stuck up! firstly i look @ the distance, and also ask him if his ever planning on coming here, otherwise whats the point?sure i could go there, but coming here much easier u dont even need a visalaugh
@ hahaha! thats truly lame! what about the flowers here..thinking of you daily? i mean first flower u get from this guy never even said boo, now his thinking of me dailydoh laugh
I think if you're going to send a flower, at least be creative and use your own words, rather than picking from a display of computed thoughts professor
@ red agreed i like using the smiley faces tho, esp the suprised looking one
Ok, here is my favorite one to use.........Man walks up to a woman and says, "you must be from Tennessee", she asks why? He says....."because your the only Ten I See". rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue
Drum Roll, please cheering
i would slap him and say dont ever call me fatsnooty
CHOCOCHERRIE,what if i say that i would rob a bank for you ,then would you melt ?laugh no in all seriousness i do not think i have a opening line,i am just as me as crazy as that might sound to some.wine cheers you mocha goddessangel
I thought the lines in your profile were good lines. Yeah! ..but the line for me that never fails.. I walk up to a nice lady and ask "How Much"?.... OOOOhhhh, that just melts their heart everytime. Yeah, I get em in the palm of my hand after that. lol devil grin rolling on the floor laughing
correction: I thought the lines in your blog were good lines.
@ daniel thumbs up
@ rob 2 black eyes are better than onerolling on the floor laughing
you are a riotlaugh handshake
"Outrageously Gorgeously Beautiful Lady" seams to at least get their attentionangel devil angel then you have to ask them to dance to keep it with out stepping on their toesdancing dancing dancing
@ rob i simply was referring to ur pick up line: on how much wink
@ south i meant onlinewave
It always does the job Southrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
choco, It works as a flower on line alsodevil devil devil atleast it starts the conversation when offered honestlywine sad flower wine
you mean u ask someone to have a dance online?
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