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I SLEPT WITH A VAMPIRE LAST NITE!!

Ok, so I have this huge mosquito net hanging over my bed, and that usually keeps the lil' buggers out, but this morning I awoke with 16...!!!!...SIXTEEN bites on my Habeous Corpus....so after inspecting the damage, I looked around for the guilty party....Shuuure enough...there at the top of the mosquito net, on the inside, ONE mosquito!!....say what??!!...ONE???...how does an insect this size do so much damage?..so I killed it, I'll spare you the gory details...but WTF, if you're going to use and abuse me for supper, please next time stick to one location, why look at me and think "Midnite Diner - Eat All U Want!!"


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Claayer
Claayer●Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Aug 10, 2008●26 Comments
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Hmmm... perhaps spray yourself with bug spray.. head to foot bed you go to sleep. idea


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kurzita
kurzita●Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Aug 10, 2008●3 Blogs●3 Comments
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Moontiger and a rotating fan......works wonders....
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gongman
gongman●Carcassone, Occitanie France
Aug 11, 2008●2 Comments
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Listerine,apparently. Recommended in the forums. Not in the gob,sprayed around. But what do they know.............................. bunch of looneys.laugh
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snoopy22
snoopy22●BelAir, Luxembourg Luxembourg
Aug 14, 2008●2 Comments
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Quit going to bed.!
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relaxedkat08
relaxedkat08●Idaho Falls, Idaho USA
Aug 16, 2008●3 Blogs●4 Comments
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OMG not going to give you any advise but I am going to laugh, I'm so sorry but its funny. We have thme here were I live, maybe not like yours but they get bad. A sprayer comes by every night and I swear he is saying dinner time becuase they get worse. Sorry but you blog was cute and funny....hope tonight is better.
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