NOW WHAT ! ! !
So you have been sitting on the singles site for ages, desperately hoping to find someone interesting enough while at the same time, (of course) a total dream, potentially good in bed, close enough for regular dates, a good sense of humour, sensitive . . .essentially . . . a DREAM BOAT (I'm not sure they exist but whatever!!!)Everything is running great online, you've been chatting in private, maybe even on skype, but now it's crunch time . . . now you get to meet, face to face. Both of you are sceptical because of all the scammers out there and want to know that you are in fact dealing with a REAL person . . . so you arrange (da da da daaa) the REAL DATE . . .
You been gearing up to the great moment, counted down the days on the calender, spoken about this FANTASTIC person you're going to meet, Started planning your wedding and the great future you will have together . . .and then on the morning the auspicious date, you wake up to discover . . .
There are at LEAST ten midgets hamering around in your head,
Someone opened the water works in you nostrils,
Your eyes could do with a pound of raw steak to reduce the swelling,
You sound like something from the sequel to Star Trek,
and to crown it all,
Someone plastered a doughnut on your dose during da night
And at this stage the great dilemma is upon you:
Do you :
A:......Call up your date and try to postphone, at the risk of being labelled a scammer ? ? ?
B:......Just not pitch for the date, and then mail him/her with details of some or other disaster which struck ? ? ?
C:......Do a MAJOR disaster relief operation, dope yourself up with any and all meds you can lay your hands on, and go anyway in the hopes that the wonder-man(woman) won't notice, and still think you're cute
Please note that now REAL persons were harmed in the making of this blog
Comments (30)
The answer is blowing in the wind!"
Try 1400km up North!
Before they call him a Cad!
The Answer my Friend is blowing in the Wind !
The Answer is blowing in the Wind !!!!
Up until now they still believed in fairy tales
Saskia, the idea is to keep the dream alive
Planning a wedding without even meeting in person, that's a NO for me. I have to see him and may require not just one but several meetings. And before anything like marriage, we should have to test the water if its too cold or hot.
If there is a possibility of meeting, then I'll go with it. But he have to come to me, not me to him.
Besides, the possibility of meeting such a paragon of virtue in real life could be considered sublime
I've made a decision . ..
Instead of messing around here, I'm swimming out to you
or taking matters into your own hands
Thanks for the words of advice but this is merely a hypothetical situation
Try to meet up as a chance to see and to communicate verbally face to face first, good luck
You should see some of the other sites I've checked out
At least we have the blogs/forums, etc to sift them out (in part) for us