NOW WHAT ! ! !

So you have been sitting on the singles site for ages, desperately hoping to find someone interesting enough while at the same time, (of course) a total dream, potentially good in bed, close enough for regular dates, a good sense of humour, sensitive . . .essentially . . . a DREAM BOAT happy place(I'm not sure they existdunno but whatever!!!)

Everything is running great online, you've been chatting in private, maybe even on skype, but now it's crunch time . . . now you get to meet, face to face. Both of you are sceptical because of all the scammers out there and want to know that you are in fact dealing with a REAL person . . . so you arrange (da da da daaa) the REAL DATE . . . cheering violin

You been gearing up to the great moment, counted down the days on the calender, spoken about this FANTASTIC person batting you're going to meet, Started planning your wedding and the great future you will have together . . .and then on the morning the auspicious date, you wake up to discover . . .


There are at LEAST ten midgets hamering around in your head,
Someone opened the water works in you nostrils,
Your eyes could do with a pound of raw steak to reduce the swelling,
You sound like something from the sequel to Star Trek,
and to crown it all,
Someone plastered a doughnut on your dose during da nightholewow



And at this stage the great dilemma is upon you:
Do you :
A:......Call up your date and try to postphone, at the risk of being labelled a scammer ? ? ? foot in mouth

B:......Just not pitch for the date, and then mail him/her with details of some or other disaster which struck ? ? ?blah blah blah

C:......Do a MAJOR disaster relief operation, dope yourself up with any and all meds you can lay your hands on, and go anyway in the hopes that the wonder-man(woman) won't notice, and still think you're cute rollers



rolling on the floor laughing bouquet

Please note that now REAL persons were harmed in the making of this bloggrin kiss
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Feel free to expand on optionsgrin
C for me.If they are the right person it would not matter.
COfy..Too Simple... Tell them you Forgot you were Married!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
bouquet handshake
violin guitar "The answer, my friend is blowing in the wind...
The answer is blowing in the wind!"
Try 1400km up North! laugh conversing laugh grin
How Many Excuses can a person dream up ?
Before they call him a Cad!
The Answer my Friend is blowing in the Wind !
The Answer is blowing in the Wind !!!!thumbs up
handshake cheers
@Single, very true, BUT, what would YOUR choice be?
conversing
Thanks Parti, there's NOTHING like blowing it all to *&@# rolling on the floor laughing
St Elmo, There definitely would be more than one thing blowing ou therelaugh
@Saskia, NOOOO!!! don't disillusion the poor souls out there who still believe in true loveblah blah and happily ever after blah
Up until now they still believed in fairy talesangel2 wow

Saskia, the idea is to keep the dream aliveheart wings

laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Cofy, wave

Planning a wedding without even meeting in person, that's a NO for me. I have to see him and may require not just one but several meetings. And before anything like marriage, we should have to test the water if its too cold or hot.

If there is a possibility of meeting, then I'll go with it. But he have to come to me, not me to him.
Yeh i agree shay but not much chance for men to go to kSA or Bahrain .......just to meet a woman.
Yeah, not a possibility esp in KSA Saskia. That's why my hope is for us to meet in the Phils, but he is anxious to come there.
Cofy, Good morning, I haven't seen you for a while . Here have a cup of . . .coffee coffee2 . . . .while your here and maybe some. .cake . . .no you don't have to blow out the candels . . . . . laugh laugh laugh
Yeah Shay, that is what REAL people do . .. this space is however in a different world and for some strange reasondunno confused some think diffent rules applydoh

Besides, the possibility of meeting such a paragon of virtue in real life could be considered sublimewow
what you mean, you are too nervous for a date? it's normal, the main thing you proceed, not invent excuses because you are nervous, you will survive. I think women take dating too seriously, expect and demand too much, no wonder it fails, among the other things because of your own nervousness. Aslo I think if you live decently close, instead of mailing/chatting a lot before meeting, you just meet and discuss everything.
Frankapplause

I've made a decision . ..

Instead of messing around here, I'm swimming out to youdrinking wine kiss
Sur, would that fall under yaking drastic measures confused
or taking matters into your own handsdunno grin
Nevica, things are so dry here, there is no opportunity to make excusesuh oh moping

Thanks for the words of advice but this is merely a hypothetical situationhug peace
Any typos are strictly the responsibility of the gremlinstinfoil hat in my computer, (sometimes they jump onto the keyboardtyping

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Cofy, Let me know which route you take and I'll rent a boat and pick you up along the way . . .laugh laugh laugh
Frank, that's exactly why, . . . always ready to meet us halfwayhug teddybear
cofy, if you know someone really well online and had a great chat with him/her for sometime won't guarantee that you'll have the similar enjoyment when you two meet face to face, there's always 50-50 chance to make it works very well or just forget it bouquet

Try to meet up as a chance to see and to communicate verbally face to face first, good luck wine
Cofy, Halfway ? ? ? Depending on how fast you can swim and how fast the boat is I think I'll meet you about 2/3ds of the way . . . .laugh laugh laugh
Talk about shooting th easter bunnywow Frank, could you not at least have kept the hope alive (false though it might be) . . .mumbling
Thanks Lachi, I'll keep that in mindhug
Lazly, don't stress about it . . .

You should see some of the other sites I've checked outwow

At least we have the blogs/forums, etc to sift them out (in part) for usgrin
* not barking but barfing barf rolling on the floor laughing But you may bark too, if you want, to test if he really likes you laugh
Jesus ! Ariel, Is this what a first date with you is like !. . wow . . . .I somehow immagined it a bit different. . .help sigh . . . .Oh well ! just because it is you I would probably ask for a second. . .smitten
Frank you know I can't drink at all but for you I will even try to get drunk, so you can really fall for me laugh grin wine drinking drinking drinking drinking rolling on the floor laughing Put up some old shirt cause I am not responsible what will happen afterwords laugh devil dancing drinking
Ariel, No need to do anything you don't want to . . . angel . . . .All you have to do is show up and then I'll fall for you. . .smitten . . . . .yes I am kind of easy . . . .hug kiss hug
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