JUST FOR A SMILE

There was a German, an Italian and our Santa on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

To be shot
To be hung
To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

The German said, "Shoot me right in the head." (Boom, he was dead instantly.)

Then the Ital,ian said "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)

Then Banta said,[/color] "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."

They gave him the shot, and Banta fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then Banta said, "Give me another one of those shots." So the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.

Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"[/b]

Banta replied,"> "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom!"
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