Joke of the day - The body part

A young man goes to the doctor's office for a health concern.

The nurse comes into the patient room and asks him what the problem is. dunno

The young man says, "I'd much rather see the doctor.
I'm afraid that you might laugh." mumbling

"Of course I won't laugh" said the nurse.
"I'm a complete professional.
In over 27 years of nursing, I have never laughed at any patient. Not a one." scold

"OK then" said the man, and he proceeded to drop his pants,
revealing the smallest male member the nurse had ever seen. wow
In total length and width it was a bit smaller than the size of a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, giggle
but the laugh just came out. laugh

Feeling very badly that she had laughed at his tiny body part blushing
she composed herself quickly, as best that she could.

"I am so sorry" she said, I don't know what came over me. blushing
On my solemn honor as a nurse, I won't let that happen again.
Now tell me, what seems to be the problem ?"

"Can't you tell ?" he said in frustration
"It's badly swollen !"

The nurse ran out of the room. rolling on the floor laughing


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Comments (11)

rather old and corny... but told well applause
Thanks. I did edit it.
There's jokes on here that are older.
It seems some people even think they are real. laugh
actually, pleased to see you are still here banana

i thought that maybe , you and the obnoxious one would have probably killed each other..rolling on the floor laughing
Nope. It's dead again...temporarily.
Some people never learn laugh
Maybe he was so small, because he was a troll, devil
rolling on the floor laughing laugh In stitches Jim.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
got any more gags? i really need a laugh..
the alligator gag will be told to my work colleges tomorrow...
like it !
any body else got any more ? cheers
bloody good !!!
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