Nose size
People with big noses are noble,kind , courageous have a firm grip .The bigger the nose is the better their character is .
They are awesome lovers and have a above average IQ
Nosy people have discovered species and continents .They have been to the moon .They have a better aim when they play billiards
They can differentiate the smell of red,blue and yellow roses ,without looking ...
but they need a straw for having a cup of coffee and In my humble opinion, this is discrimination, we need coffee cups for nosy people ( as well as champagne glasses )
oh and a International big nose day would be nice...
Comments (35)
People with satellite dishes...
I believe I would qualify though my nose isn't particularly LONG in nature its rather broad.
Of course I am kind, an awesome lover and of superior intelligence!
why else would I create this blog...
gifts???
a nose umbrella would be a good idea...
is that true?
I never check out Men`s equipment ,but when Im at the beach, people ask me
Dude, are you sure you`re white ...
No! i am assian
yeah Im a panda...
It is said that Jimmy Durante was able to get under the Shower while smoking a Cigar!
before my third nose job, I could do the same
have a smoke under the shower...
there is a saying in my country " Men`s nose are just a showcase,but the real treasure is under the counter "
and I have no idea what they meant with that...
Ah now thats me perched their on his noes
I see stars on your eyes...
Hmmm I se you are an admirer of the Greek profile ...
And him,Karl Malden had a serious Accident,he actually fell through his Own Nose!
But he was a pretty good Guy!
Pretty good Actor as well!
Acted along Marlon Brando in A Streetcar Named Desire!
I remember him for his acting in "The Streets of San Francisco"
what was known in Austria as
Die Nasen aus San Francisco....
thats what I was trying to convince some of the Ladies in my neighborhood , unfortunately thy didn`t believe me...