The element of surprise
One morning old MacDonald went in his stable to milk his cow .He took a tripod ,put the bucket under the cow and started milking.At once the cow become restless ,kicked the bucked with her leg and spilled the milk.MacDonald took a piece of rope and tied her leg to the stable fence .He took the bucket put it again under the cow and starts milking again,now the cow kicks the bucket again ,but this time with her other leg .
MacDonald almost at the end of his wits takes another rope and ties her reaming three legs to the stable fence .He sits on his little tripod and starts milking again ,after some time,the cow restless again but unable to move or kick, starts swinging with her tail and hits old Mac Donald over his face.
The old farmer looks around,grabs her tail gets on the tripod stool wants to tie it to a stable beam but is out of rope.He drags out the belt outta his pants and starts tying her tail.At that moment his trousers fell to his knees and His wife walk in the stable ..
-MacDonald, for the love of God,what are you doing???
-Cant you see Woman, Im shagging the cow ...What else could I say in a situation like this and make it believable...
Comments (11)
people stares at me at the train howling with laughter
i never mind if they laugh at me,atleast everybody was laughing not angry
Good one, thank you for the smile today