Real Men will Never utter these words.

To all the lovely ladies out there in CS land.
I have listen to u all asking the same question over and over,
"R there any real men out there?"
The simple answer is yes, and to prove it, i have compiled a list of things REAL men will never say, now after reading this u will have to agree, u have never heard any man on here say any of the below. Which proves we r real.

Of course, I have no idea what I'm doing. doh

Of course it's not PMS. You're just very sensitive. doh

Fine you go out with your girlfriends, I will go out with my boyfriends. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

That woman is showing way too much cleavage doh rolling on the floor laughing

I would love our daughter to work at Hooters. doh

Marriage sounds like a good idea. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Let's invite your mother over for the weekend? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

You didn't even notice my new hairstyle. doh

I'll do the dishes. doh

Let me change the diapers. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I think our daughter's date is a bright young man with a future.

Not tonight dear, I have a headache. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Wow - AVON lets men go to the parties too! doh

Of course I can find a date for your 40 year old girlfriend with five ex-husbands who looks like a walking blimp and has a drinking problem, three teenagers living at home and the personality of a barracuda. Love to! doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Now ladies, any man that says any of the above is a fake ok.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh doh doh doh doh doh doh doh doh doh doh
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Yep, agreed with you lol...
Real men always "Actions speak louder than words" heart wings cheering cheers
Lucy,
i am not sure that most men's actions speak louder than their words, but i know what u mean.confused confused sigh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
wave hiya S

Nice hear you understand my means...
I just feel if a real man like or loves me, not just only use mouth saying" I love you, I love you, I love you..." that will be make me strange and laughing it.Love must use heart care about each other everytime and everywhere action and words to express in real .yay comfort yay cheers yay
Lucy,
as long as a mans action r to show his love that is good.

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Yes, the sweet words of love must be based on action I think that.

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Lucy actions for love r just simple little things, Some ppl do not know that just a simple little thing like opening a door for a lady shows respect.
wave wave conversing conversing doh
YEAH...

If a man give a woman queen's treatment, he will get the king's honor.
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Thats for sure.applause applause applause applause
A continuation of the points above listed in order...


You didn’t explain it correctly

I have those stress busters you asked for

Maybe I shall see you when I get home

I think she has hair on her chest

She would be the hostess with the mostest

I promise your money means nothing to me

She can keep you company whilst I am down the pub

I thought you would like this mohawk style

How do you load the dishwasher again?

This make of diaper you buy is not very hygienic

Of course it makes no difference his daddy is rich

I’ll do the washing up tomorrow

They only do this as they need the men to pay

That dogs home in the village says there are loads of males waiting to be mated
doh How did I know a man made up the listsgrin
#Now If a man loves to go tree hugging well that would be the MAN for me. peace yay heart beating heart wings tongue
Solamente
A man after my own heart...
absolutely correct.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up cheers cheers
Your after a man then simmo r u grin cool
The Lovely RED has appeared,wave wave
A tree hugger for RED coming up......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh doh
Now NOW RED i am only trying to help out ALL thoses females that continually say there r n real men around, i am only showing them what a real man WANT say.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Now of curse ur glasses maybe fogged and u didnt quite read it all properly......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Can you see simmo I hug my trees with legs tooooooooo ooohhhhhgrin rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
And dear simmo yours are so dark WHAT ARE YOU HIDINGdevil rolling on the floor laughing
Girls, this may come as a surprise for you ...

This is Sparta....

Now bend over the draw well,I wanna show you a trick...grin
Red i am only hiding my bloodshot eyes.
hope u had a fantastic day the other day.wave comfort cheers
Boban1
there is NO DENYING that u r in fact a REAL man.thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Red, i would really like to share the secret with you, but as you can see i am in need of finding it myself.
So my only guess is that we continue to have fun and laugh out loud everyday.
LOL.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave wave wave
Simmo I hug the trees do my tia chi and next year see if I have shed a thinggrin years I meanpeace
Simmo1
I feel it appropriate that i grace your blog as you have mine.
I feel a real man would speak in real words, dont you?
confused confused doh now you 2 seem to come from the same lineagedoh not again I am confused the vibes tell me one thing the writing and pics tell anotherdoh doh frustrated CS is sending me mad as in insanepeace yay banana cheering applause
Red my dear, ignore him.
Real men dont hide behind others pictures.
Anyway, red, if u find the secret to keeping a young appearence before i do, can u share it with me.
wave bouquet doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
I thought that picture wasn't of him , simmo , who's it of ? wave
Simmo since you give me such a surprise Birthday hurra yes when I find the secret I shall pass it on.lips By the way joking aside that was lovelyhug cheers
RED
tis was the least i could do, we r mates r we not?
confused hug cheers
Yes mates that is a nice word methinks, I have to go now I watch the Great North Run, The energy flows through the screen the goodwill and happiness from the crowds it is wonderful.
wave wave wave Have good sunday simmo MATEgrin
laugh laugh since when there was a list of being a real man simmothumbs up wow banana head banger yay yay



REAL MAN NEVER SMOKE,
REAL MAN NEVER DRINK ALCOHOL,
REAL MAN MUST BE WELL ENDOWEDgrin
A REAL MAN IS EASY TO PLEASE
teddybear
BUT SORY ALL THIS NEVER EXISTteddybear


MAYBE IM LOOKING FOR A DOG IF I WANT A KIND OF MAN LIKE THIS grin

but simmo dear,no such thing as being a real man and real woman,we are all thesame but i havent seen a list about real woman,is theredoh grin thumbs up

good weekend sircheers cheers cheers
I dont smoke or drink banana
Jeddahwave have good sunday too I make a list what I think a real man should begrin it all comes down to treesrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
thumbs up write write it redex,make a list as wellgrin grin

and thanks ,,have a good weekend too madam,,,i go back to the forest and hug some trees maybe they can help me point where i drop my mobile phone,,,iam having a some drinks here at pulau ubin,a small island of singapore,,,good sunday all cheers cheers hug bouquet
jeddah
My friend,
I will scour the earth for u to find a least of what real women do not say.
If u want a well endowed species, maybe a horse would be better than a dog.....
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I am easily pleased by the right women,
But alas i continue to smoke, BUT only drink socially.
Jeddah the queen of comedy, i would have thought u would see the fun side of what i have written.
confused frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated
RED
Love is in the air u say.....confused confused confused confused
Am thinking thats ur cue Virgo.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Actually some of those things sound like things i would say.. but then again i have been labeled a feminist a few times on these blogs so guess that doesn't count rolling on the floor laughing
VIRGO
U R THE MAN.....A REAL MAN AT THAT......thumbs up thumbs up applause applause applause applause
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