21 reasons why men prefer a dog to a wife
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's mother never visits.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice
to get your point across.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
7. Dogs love to go hunting and fishing.
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask,
"If I died, would you get another dog?"
9. If a dog has babies,
often you can put an ad in the paper and sell them.
10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it,
without calling you a pervert.
11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad.
They just think it's interesting.
12. No waiting a long time before a dog is ready to go out.
13. A dog never says, "we have to talk".
14. No 'honey do' lists.
15. If your best friend rubs your dog's chest,
it's no big deal.
16. Dogs don't mind if you bring a girl or two home with you.
17. No stealing of covers
18. No need to buy jewelry or furs.
19. A dog will never ask, if you think it's butt looks big.
20. A dog doesn't care if you forget his/her birthday,
anniversaries, or Valentine's Day.
And very importantly:
21. If a dog leaves, it won't take at least half of your stuff.
To test to see which is better, try this;
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.
Then open it up and see who is happier to see you.
Comments (28)
...i mean with their owner
So, I'm good with that.
Cooking ? Depends upon how good a cook she is.
I think perhaps it's a duty that can be shared,
depending upon work schedules.
"Making luv ?"
Yeppers !
cats do the least mess u guess
A dog will never caress you!!
A dog will never kiss you affectionately
A dog will never make love to you
So where will you get those???
Only From a woman who can bark when something is not right!!!!
I have no dog, no cat and no wife.
Life is good !
You know, I once had a dog who only loved me because I always had food for her.
Hmmm, come to think of it, I once had a girlfriend like that too. She only loved me because my refrigerator was full when she came over, and empty when she left. lol.
I didn't say that I haven't had women.
R - You need to lock the refigerator !
S -
J - you are quite welcome. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
DOG'S ARE ALWAYS FAITHFUL UNTILL THE DAY DAY YOU DIE!
I love dog's!