Priceless...

Greg wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a
couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Greg looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest
of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey,
breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast
and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Greg
asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black
eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Greg asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean,
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady leave me alone!
I'm married!"


Moral

Self-induced hangover -- $156.00
Broken furniture -- $3,000.00
Breakfast -- $17.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk -- PRICELESS....


cheers
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Addendum to the above: "This has been a Walt Disney Production" laugh:
what a nice man..there you are ladies..so men are not all the same.!!!
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