Joke of the day........

Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the
door to her bedroom. From
under the blanket she sees
four legs instead of two! She
reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as
hard as she can. Once
she's done, she goes to the
kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her
husband there, reading a
magazine. "Hi darling", he says,
"your parents have
come to visit us, so I let them stay
in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to
them."