Look Out !!!
There's a big asteroid headed our way !
Scanners indicate, that it's largely composed of silicates.
Contrary to rumors, it did not arise from Pamela Anderson.
However, if there were two of them,
perhaps we could use a giant bra to catch them.
Maybe plastic surgeons are designing one now.
Luckily, this giant implant will not plant itself on earth.
I mean, think of the female jealousy abounding on this planet, if that did happened.
Seriously, luckily, calculations indicate, that this thing
is not supposed to hit earth. Whew !
But, astronomically speaking, it will be a very near miss.
Wait ! Did I carry the 2 ? Where's my calculator ?
OK. Yep, it checks out.
It's rapid path will bring it closer to earth,
than to the moon. That's pretty damn close.
Although the odds are small, it could even strike a satellite....or two.
So, if you lose cable TV on about the 15th, this could be the cause.
Hmmm. If it does hit a satellite, that could alter it's course.
We better play it safe.
"Activate the deflector shields".
And we might as well enjoy what little time we have left.
Quickly, choose your partner(s)
and make love 
By my calculations, if we rock the planet a little to the right and create enough friction,
we can ensure we avoid asteroid impact.
But, we have to act NOW !
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But, he doesn't seem to be handling the news that well.
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Tell her, "it's an emergency"
P - nope nope. Bruce is busy trying to keep Aston Kutcher
away from his daughters.
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However, there are many eligible gentlemen
right here on CS.
Ok then, just close my eyes and point my finger to some random photo..... Whoooups it turned out to be Bruce
Frankly, I prefer him as a father-in-law!
Bob, quick choose a gal and rock the planet to the right a bit.
Tell her, "it's an emergency"
Ah yes, I always wanted to die like a real Man, with a huge grin on my face ...
Alexis Texas here I come...
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When did that change take place ?
I think Aston might have fingered one of his daughters too.
can trade them both for 1 Brad Pitt :)
and it won't be good.