Water Vs Wine
To all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine…And those who are always seen with a bottle of purified water in their hand.
As I always say:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
but in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilogram of Escherichia Coli – that is the bacteria that we find in shit. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilogram of shit per year.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine, beer, tequila, rum, whiskey or any other alcoholic beverage, because alcohol has to go through a purification process including, but not limited to, boiling, filtering, evaporation, distillation and fermenting.
Remember then:
Water is Shit. 
Wine is Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk a little shit,
than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service in the interest of a cleaner and healthier lifestyle.
Comments (10)
I NEVER Drink Water!!..And....
I'm NEVER Sick!!!
Watch them all say BS!! Well Keep it To Yourself!! and have a Cup of Tea!!!!
A tour of a Water Treatment Plant would suffice to support your theory.
On a lighter note, water is for the fish.
I drink wine but haven't really found one to my liking, if there was one like lemon aid, that would be my favorite...
if yes i got already the right glass for that wine
I'm on of those who are always seen with a bottle of water in my hand or my bag
For someone who doesn't like to drink any alcohol, I ended marrying an alcoholic! The irony of life
However, I was my manager's favourite when I was working at The Long Bar, Raffles Hotel, Singapore during the mid 90's. All my colleagues then, always 'siphoned' alcoholic beverages after work and I was the only one with an orange juice!! Even during the tasting of our world famous Singapore Sling, I secretly poured some into the decorative plant besides me and cleverly feigned my innocence when my headwaiter gave me a suspicious look!
Alcohol is strictly for those who can handle it and the funny part is that those who can handle it does not normally use a lot of alcohol.