The Creation Of Woman
In recent excavations in the holy land, archaeologist had found a scroll that escaped the bonfire after The Council Of Nicya in 325 AD. The scroll appears to contain a portion of Genesis not recorded in the bible. The translation reads:And God said to the man: Adam my son, how are you?
The man said: I’m in good health my Lord, but I’m not happy.
And the Lord asked: Why is that, my son? I have put you in charge of all my creation. Have I not given you everything here in abundance?
But the man said to God: My Lord, I do not want to sound ungrateful. I enjoy the fruit and the vegetables You gave me to eat. And my eyes they feast upon the rest of Your creation, but I’m lonely, my Lord.
So the Lord Said: Ah, I see Adam, then I must make a woman for you.
Then the man asked: But my Lord, what is a woman.
Our Creator thought for a while and said: Adam, a woman will be the crown on my creation. She will be the most intelligent and the most sensitive being I ever made. She will anticipate your every need and mood before you become aware of it yourself. She will be the perfect companion for you.
The man looked at the Lord and exclaimed: But that sounds fantastic!
And God said: Yes Adam, it is fantastic, but this woman will cost you more than just an arm and a leg.
The man became quiet for a while and asked: My Lord, what will this woman cost me?
The Lord replied: Adam, to make this woman you will have to give me an eye, an ear, an arm, a testicle and a leg.
The man was quiet for even longer and then said: My Lord, I have only two each of those things that You want from me, but I have a lot of ribs. Can You not make something less fancy for a rib? Maybe if You could scale it down a bit?
So that is it. I don’t have t elaborate much here. The rest of the story is in the bible. But this is what happens when you cut the production budget.
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