Surprising comeback by her

Forgive me CS members,
but it's been several weeks since my last confession...
whoops, I mean BLOG.
Sorry, Catholic school flashback.

In the past I've blogged on here several times
about my having fun with the workers at stores.
I enjoy making people laugh. I don't know why, I just do.
Plus, I mean, it's got to be fairly boring,
working at a store all day, and meager pay too.

So, why not give them something different, including a chuckle.
Plus, if it's a cute gal, well to me, it's an added bonus.

You may recall the blog I wrote a while back,
about me buying a 50 pound bag of birdseed at Home Depot
for the birdfeeder in my backyard ???

The blog is on here somewhere.

I went up to the cashier with a very perplexed look on my face
and the cashier asked "Is everything OK sir"

I replied "No. No, not really..
It's my sister......
(as I plop down a 50 pound bag of birdseed on the cashier converyor belt)
....she eats like a bird."


I got punched in the shoulder for that one.

After paying and getting my receipt, as I left the store,
I yelled loudly from the front door of the store,
"I'M STEALING THIS BAG AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT !!"
My cashier rolled her eyes
but the mouths on the other cashiers dropped to the floor.


Anyway, yesterday I was at Wallys World, you know, Walmart.
I was picking up a jar of olives, and large containers of oatmeal
(no not for the same dish ).
I like olives with my salad and I eat oatmeal most breakfasts with some fresh fruit or raisins.

So, I was wandering in the packaged food aisles searching for those food items
and there is a cute gal, perhaps somewhere between 17 and 22, I don't know.
She's got a Walmart blue shirt on
and she's placing a variety of plastic spice containers
in their appropriate places on the shelf.

So, what would you say to her ?
Anything ?

Here's what I said (and her reply)......

I look at her with a knowing look and say loudly "Aha !" (winking at her)

"Aha what ?" (her reply)

"Well, it's obvious.......
I see you're trying to SPICE up your love life."

by her

(now here's her response that surprised me)

"Well, what did you have in mind" (winking at me)



Now, if this gal was at least 15 years older,
maybe 30 to 50,
I would have handled this in a much more......
well, a much different way.

But, my reply was.......,
"well, you grab the black pepper, and I'll grab the cayenne powder
and we'll go have a hot time in the storeroom together."



We both laughed, but I kept walking.
I mean, if I didn't wear condoms,
I probably would have a daughter her age.


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