4MaryB
4MaryB
NJ, New Jersey, USA
Jan 2009
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Funny Yolk

5 Reasons Why It Stinks Being an Egg

1) You only get laid once.
2) You only get eaten once.
3) It takes you seven minutes to get hard.
4) You have to come in a box with 11 other guys.
5) The only one that ever sits on your face is your mother.


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Tanaiste
Tanaiste●Naas, Kildare Ireland
Jan 20, 2009●4 Comments
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hmmmm... nothing to get too eggscited about there.... In fact I dont see the yolk at all...


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I speak my truth with love and compassion. I trust in the Divine guidance of Jesus Christ.
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