Meteorologists!!

Can't live with them. Can't live without'em!

I love the joke about these people. They're the only ones that can be 100% wrong and still have a job.

Weather here in La Verne has been kinda cool and real cloudy the last few days. The forecast has been for rain today and tomorrow and lots of it. I checked the forecast this morning and now it's 0% chance of rain. So I walked out of my trailer at 6:30 this morning and looked at the sky and it's clear!

Ha ha ha ha! Mom told me I should have made something out of myself. Since I'm wrong alot it appears I should've been a weather "Dood"!
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Good weather, and we have snow and a wind
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Meteorologist joke....grin laugh

. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard.

cheers yay peace
Ummka!

Yes! I hate the snow and the cold!!! I'm happy where I am! The weather is always mild!

Santo Elmo!

Do you remember the show, or if it was even available where your at, called "Kids Say the Funniest Things"? They would come up with stuff like that and it was so funny. Well, my point is! Adults do too and this is a perfect example!
Ed, your absolutely right!thumbs up they are the only ones who can always be wrongdunno and still make big bucks!confused
GoDaniel!

But they are nice to watch. And I speak only of the female meteorologists. Every channel in Los Angeles has gorgeous women as meteorologists. Several years ago they had guys that were zany and joked alot. Needless to say I like the new corps better!
Hi Ed.. I like your blog.

I wonder why they call them Meteoroligists.. shouldnt they be Weatheroligists? I mean what do they know about Meteors? lol laugh

My favorite weather personality was the Radio guy on the ole TV show "Hee Haw". He would say "..And now the weather." ..then he would stick his hand out an open window and say "It's not raining today." lol rolling on the floor laughing
...no, no ??milnoivesientoquarentauno...

ROBRT787 not Robertosietetsientosiete..
he Robrtsietesientoochentasiete...lol

- This is the biggest liars meteorologists and sappers.
- Why?
- And you try to check them...

Hi all kiss

Good blog ED............................etc.
Thank you
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"Here Comes The Sun"cool
FOTI!!!!!

Your dealing with an Amerciano that does Spanish no justice! Thanks for your comment. I thought you hated my guts!!!!! Hee Hee

Bung!!!

Are you "SOLman"? Keep your humor going. I love it!
In Thailand the heat up to 36 degrees, now.doh doh frustrated frustrated frustrated grin
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I do not want your guts.... brrrr...
Thank you
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I do not "SOLman" ha-ha-ha.... I "SOLwoman"

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Praison! It gets that cold there? Wow, who would've thought that? Thanks for commenting!

FOTI, mi amiga!

Your are SOLwoman! I will call you that from now on!!

The phrase "Hate your guts" is American slang for really hating people alot. But I was just kidding with you and making a bad statement into a spoof!
OK!!!!

Time to take a break and get into the bible. i will come back in a couple of hours!!!!!
Hi Ed ,hope you enjoy a beautiful weather ,have fun.
Hi Ed

I stay out of the weather; then I don't have to lie.

You could have tried medicine too. Doctors bury their mistakes!
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Actually the don't even do that; we had to to it ourselves. Some twelve years ago my brother was seriusly injured in an accident. They operated him and he was stabilised, expected to recover. Six hours later a doctor pushed a pipe through his heart and he died shortly afterwards. At the enquiery no negligence could be proved!
Nice one Elmo

Hi to Dan, India and Fotinia!

Fotinia, is Ed giving you a hard time? Tear his shirt so his girlfriend can sort him out!
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Sorry Ed, nothing personal, just business (An old mob saying).
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hi ed,snowing in holland today,forcast freezing for the weekend,had enough of this cold weather this bad winter,i need some spanish suncheers
Back again!

Mi amiga India30!

I will and you have a good one too!

@ CatDoooD!

That's even better. Just stay nice and chillaxing away from the inclement weather! Sorry to hear about your brother. I hope you are all well!!!

Yipes! Look out for the Spanish mob Foti is calling!!!

scouse!!

I do hate snow! I'm glad I'm here even with the lying meteorologists!! hee hee
1st day of spring here....30 degrees and snow showers.... frustrated Somebody must have REALLY ticked off Mother Nature wow

I agree Ed.....I'd love to have a job where you NEVER have to be right.... doh
Hey Ed good to see you do a blog i dont know if i miss em with the time differences or if you just dont do many. Anyway i will say they are a lot more accurate then back in my dads day, of course thats the satelites. Maybe those wheather men/woman should be able to sue Nassa they sue for every thing else.grin doh doh thumbs up wave
Here, hail, then sunny, then rain, wind, then 51 degrees......I never know how to dress...thank you for your comments on my last blog, Ed!!!wave
Here, well you know the tropics.
Mostly sunny here today, with sprinkles of snow. Go figure.
Hi Cham!

Ed, Welela has an interesting theory about cats predicting weather, maybe you must check it out. They cannot do worse than what we have curently!
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Partly sunny or partly cloudy? confused
"Chilly today, not tamale!"
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Hi,Ed,
Here it would be described like this way;

sunny to cloudy,
cloudy to overcast,
will rain sometimes,,,rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Hi ed,

This link points to a guide for more reliable weather forcasting. Be catfoot though, like medicine and astrology, meteorology is not an exact science!
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Enjoy your day!
Hi scouse!!! you come Thailand have sun every day grin grin doh doh peace
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