An Archaeological Discovery

A recent expedition in the holy land, archaeologists found the painting shown here below in a cave. Without bothering to date the painting properly, they photographed it and sealed the cave again. After a few months they called a press conference, with an enlargement of the cave photograph on display. The hall was filled to capacity.professor

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"We have learned a lot about these people”, the professor started off pointing to the chicken. “These people bred poultry to feed them.”

When the applause ended he pointed to the donkey and said: “They also harnessed animals to help them.”

Plenty more applause before he pointed at the shovel and continued: “And they used tools to till the earth.”

Even more applause followed and he pointed to the fish and said: “These people also supplemented their diet with fish.”

The applause lasted even longer and he concluded: “This was a religious sect; probably Hebrew.”

The professor received a standing ovation for several minutes and when it ended somebody shouted from the back of the hall:” You are all fools!”

The hall went very quiet and an old man stood up in the back row. “Don’t you know,” he said with a strong Jewish accent, “Hebrew is read from right to left.”

“The painting reads: ‘Holy Mackerel! Dig the áss on that chick!’”
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Hi Dad Cat.. Zounds!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing scold
don't worry Martha,

That is as close as it will ever get!
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not worry at all doh
Hi Zman.

Glad u liked it
When I saw the Shovel, I thought it was going to be dity onelaugh

Nice Joke Cat laugh
Hi Non

Thanks, glad you liked it. This is the marvel of internet. Got the pics in minutes!
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Bajanshay!!!

I'm giving a serious lecture and you sit laughing in the class!
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Sorry Angel,

I tried hard, but this is the best I can manage.
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drinking Sorry! Cat.'. . . I post that! On the wronge blog. You did great! Buddy. .
Ah Angel,

I feel so much better; that coming from you!
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cat ..... yep laugh
sorry mix up ur blog with an other blog grin
No sweat Lavinia,

You're always welcome.
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cats meowfoot' . . Im really a nice, kind, and sweet person. Once you get to know me. So readprofile Then send me a message!
Oh Angel!

At last! My heart is pumping custard. I will do so immediately!
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My respect sir. Glad to see you. Yes an interesting joke, but here that those told that pictures if saw stones found that are near me with traces not clear, animal or people.
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Hi Ummka,

It has been a long while since you last visited my humble home. Welcome back.

Yes, I see the rock paintings. We also have plenty of them here, some very old.
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blushing Sorry Professor, I do not understand...
whom and what to need to do?...dunno
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fotinia Hello the native is glad you to see, and all my respect. Dear Cat I am simply very occupied and there is no time is here. I came for a minute of all to greet. Also I am very glad to see all. Good revival by all.hug hug teddybear
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UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM/CLEVER ! ! !

yay

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CAT ! ! !

OMG! CAT...

pointing There an angel marries Jarred right now!

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Hi Fotinia,

Are you looking for a puzzle? No puzzle tonight.Maybe next week!
This time it is a joke!
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Thank you Ummka, and rhe very same to you.
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That's all Ok Fot,

I'm sure he will be a good father to my unborn child!
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Jarred asked me to be his best man.liar Am I in time?
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conversing CAT...

He was sooooo scared...doh

Ohhh... I dont know dont know...sigh
...go look
maybe he did marry a man?

I advised him...
Whay's happening, Fot.

I just want to go to the reception afterwards. For the cheese and the wine; and the crayfish.
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Ok Cat...
comfort

While I go cry over a broken love YOUR...


Ohh... angel angel ...
scold Fotina'. . Catf.' . . . Has a baby on the way! On the other blog. Anyway! Catf. left me. What he dont want. Somebody else will. . .
angel

He is preparing dinner for her..

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I think I must take a drive to the local pub for one or two!

Drown my sorrows!
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Preparing dinner for honeymoon?

How romantic. One only eat steak on honeymoon. Raw!
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Angel,
What is this I hear?
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conversing CAT
poor angel ...

He love other woman...

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Baby is crying.... where is this cattish catrolling on the floor laughing
Where is Angel. Getting dressed for the wedding?
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I think I must join forces with the mighty mouse!
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scold Well atleast! Jarred, luv me. Catf.'. . Did not love me! At all. . .
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