Catching A Crocodile
There are two ways to catch a crocodile without getting eaten yourself.The first method is preferred by game wardens. You set out bait and you wait. When the croc comes to the bait, you shoot him with a anaesthetic arrow. You wait again; until you are sure that he is asleep.
Then you tie his front legs together; ditto for his hind legs. You administer another stiff dose of anaesthetics. You tie up his mouth. Then you push a very long pole between his tied up legs. Then tie his tail very well to the pole and carry him off. This method is often used for the purpose of research or relocation.
The alternative method is preferred by the FBI. They send a new recruit into the bush to catch a lizard. After being handcuffed and informed of its rights, they take him to a small room where he will be beaten with batons until he signs a confession that he is a crocodile. This method is often used for the purpose of closing a case.
But now who wants to catch a crocodile?
Comments (90)
I'd love to do that, but you run to fast. I suppose it is the law of nature. Only the fittest will survive.
hope you not wait for reply. i see they ride with car. dunno where. no therapy today.
How are you keeping?
No, I was not waiting.
I knew about his appointment this morning.
I thought he had not left yet.
I did not realise it was so late.
He should be back soon.
Keep well.
Well, I have never like beef patties. Not even when I was a kid. My mom used to make her own, but then you don't know what you get in beef mince lately. Do you?
You talk too much again my friend. Zip up that trap!
Crocodile tears? Very long drops!
You seem to know a lot of English proverbs and expressions. Who is tutoring you?
I thought of something. I hope the people like it today!
A very late response to your question
Do you read my old blogs? I am honored.