This Morning
This morning I woke up with a dull pain..
.
So, I sent her home.
I was somewhat tempted to sign it Henny Youngman,
but it's an original joke I wrote a moment ago.
Here are some actual Henny Youngman jokes.
I just got back from a pleasure trip,
I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
A panhandler walked up to me and said "I haven't eaten in two days".
I said, "you should force yourself".
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Thanks for clip...I've never watched any of his shows but he is good- can't stop my laugh...
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