This Morning

This morning I woke up with a dull pain.
.
.
So, I sent her home. tongue


I was somewhat tempted to sign it Henny Youngman,
but it's an original joke I wrote a moment ago.

Here are some actual Henny Youngman jokes.



I just got back from a pleasure trip,
I took my mother-in-law to the airport. wave applause

A panhandler walked up to me and said "I haven't eaten in two days".
I said, "you should force yourself". scold

grin

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Good morning Jim,
Thanks for clip...I've never watched any of his shows but he is good- can't stop my laugh...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
laugh Oh, Jimmie! Stop that!
T - His shows were before out time.

A & B wave
Lol ..i hear the expression 'house of pain' guess its mother-in-law's houselaugh
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