This Morning

This morning I woke up with a dull pain.
.
.
So, I sent her home.


I was somewhat tempted to sign it Henny Youngman,
but it's an original joke I wrote a moment ago.

Here are some actual Henny Youngman jokes.



I just got back from a pleasure trip,
I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

A panhandler walked up to me and said "I haven't eaten in two days".
I said, "you should force yourself".