4MaryB
4MaryB
NJ, New Jersey, USA
Feb 2009
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You Might Be a Lawyer if...

You are charging someone for reading these jokes.
You believe that a forty words' sentence is a short one.
You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.
You can look at a contract and instantly tell whether it's verbal or written.
Your other car is a BMW.
When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.
When your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her.


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4MaryB

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NJ, New Jersey, USA

I speak my truth with love and compassion. I trust in the Divine guidance of Jesus Christ.
I am learning new things about myself every day. I feel I'm in a good place and I look forward to what life has to bring! I can be analytical, happy, usually [read more]

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