An emoticonstant Annoyance

I don't like emoticons. There! I said it!

I think the jumping banana is my least favourite. The others seem at least to represent something. He's just a daft, over-energetic plantain wannabe!

SUSPECT#1banana <---- I mean, seriously, what could this anthropomorphic fruit be expressing through the medium of dance that couldn't be expressed in words?

I do also, however, reserve a special bit of hatred for that fat, oversized bear; endlessly spewing forth his grubby pixelated hearts.

SUSPECT#2teddybear <---- You're an insult to bears everywhere. Paddington and Yogi would be ashamed!


I don't know about you, but I feel better already.
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this is my favbanana without the emot, you would oftem misinterpret posts, and thislaugh is better than LOL
hi patrick wave
Hi happy!

Don't even get me started on 'LOL'! I'm definitely a 'haha' man myself.

You can't seriously be telling me you love that banana!! Look as his googly eyes and supid, fixed grin and tell me you haven't changed your mind!
If ever Happy has posted a true comment then this is itapplause thumbs up
feeling is so mutual! I agree with you totally. I especially do not like the hug bear, it seems it is used too often for any reason, I often wonder how fake these people are, spreading their germs hugging and blowing kisses to everyone and anyone, seriously you hardly see a topic especially from female bloggers without a bear hug, and I do not see the need for it! just spit out the topic and be done with it!
emoticons may be ok for personal messages or used accordingly if necessity arises , but I find peeps use them for the sake of using them and it becomes meaningless!
I agree with the banana I don't even like this fruit, the other emoticon, well, they really express whatever feeling I have on that moment...Teddy is lovely bear, and Yogi should be proud of it...use your imagination.idea
Haha! Hi Joleen. Thanks or the wave! (winking face) How are you?
i am doing good , patrick.

now that i know u dont like emoticons. hmmm .... but i do think they add some fun and color to message, no ?

enjoy the rest of the day .. cheers! beer
Hey Bungalow. Whatever works for you! (smiley face) I'm just venting my own personal emoticon related frustrations!

I'm very much in the school of thought that thinks using words requires a little more imagination, myself!
Haha, max! Hi.

Maybe I've found someone who's even more frustrated by them than me!
Now this just hurts. I love the emoticons.



I even keep spares just in case I need them


I have been bad you are going to delete my comment aren't you? I just couldn't resist please
golucky,
that's funnyrolling on the floor laughing I hope he doesn't deleted them.applause
Hahaha, happygolucky!

Yes, you are bad! I'll leave them for now, just don't add any bananas.... or bears.... or bears with bananas. Grrrrrrrrrrr!
I want. I think the animated one might of been a bit much. It is pulling on the load up on the computer, sorry (hangs head ashamedly without emoticon)


You do know it really does not feel as good without using the emoticons. Do you like the lol,lmao? It seems a lot use that instead? Time for work have a good day. (waves good bye) lmao
My respect. Yes there are smailka rough, but it isn't so terrible. As lies and deception

I don't love traitors and pants.
But bananas in dance not and,
In sincerity, the sea of pluses,
And bear kisses it
Manifestation of respect for you.
Smailka don't beat and don't bite
As lies that beats a knife
Leaving scars on soul.
World and good to you.
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Thanks for the poem Ummka!

You're right, they don't bite. That's something, I suppose.
Happygolucky...I love the pictures! That 2nd one would make an excellent screen saver! dancing angel
Patrick,
You don't like this guybanana banana I think the emotions make it funbanana banana I feel pretty good now too. One more thing, much love to my blogging friends
teddybear banana teddybear banana teddybear banana
Ummka- Great photo. Let's make a toast to the emotions
banana banana banana banana banana
Sorry Patrick I couldn't resist
Hahaha, Chameleon! Are you really suggesting the dancing banana is actually a phallic symbol?

Daniel! Por favor! Just looking at that comment of yours gives me a headache! The row of them at the bottom looks like the lineup for some kind of nightmarish boy-band.
Daniel with your keenness to beauty, always admires me. I have to a look your comments in other blogs. I for any toast where am good. World to you and love. You remarkable person.
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Hello chame1eon is glad you to see. These flowers for you.
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Patrick- The bottom row is a boy bandconfused confused and you get to choose, Backstreet Boys, NSync, 98 Degrees, or One Direction
Ummka- Thanks for your kind wordshandshake handshake
Hey Pat.thats my banana.and happy loves it.so leave alone the happy banana alonebanana cheers
Patrick im not sure what a bouncing phallic looking fruit is meant to symbolize but now ive said it i reckon i now have a use for itbanana wink rolling on the floor laughing dancing
Abagail sometimes i dont have much to say but i do enjoy tongue on my banana wink but it does make me blushing i often sleep after and its nice to have help i am so angel that i justdunnowho do i do like the taste of lips on it too wink so and after conversing cheers rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh
In other word i do like desert and conversation and wine doh think i wrote that wrong oops blushing rolling on the floor laughing
Abagail are you preaching professor to me tongue scold i am sorry moping i didnt mean to be a devil i just got a little confused grin hug
I am not preaching to you, Mike...that would require a pulpit and you would be looking up to me. grin
looking up like this guy-- banana--- rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Does that come with an 'Oh MY God'... batting
yes a very innocent angel oh my gawd wink wave
I will just sit here, eat my popcorn and read the responses. Here have some popcorn. popcorn crazy
Leave the poor emoticons alone
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Hahahaha, Mike. It seems there is a use for the banana after all. We just had to look for a slightly more Freudian meaning.

Thanks for the solidarity, Abagail! Much appreciated after all the emoticons I've inevitably had to suffer on this blog!
the banana staysbanana
Yes, happy..... it seems I´ve been out-voted on the banana issue!
You are most welcome, Patrick. Now if only you continue your outstanding work... Righting the wrongs. wink
I love emoticons. teddybear heart wings lips applause banana laugh
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