Give me a sign !!

I'm sure we have all seen some funny signs,
which have given us a chuckle.
Here are a few to bring some smiles your way.
Add ones you've seen, if you like.

Sign above a gynecologist office:

'Dr. Jim Nastics, at your cervix.'

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In a Podiatrist's office:

'Time wounds all heels.'

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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On another Plumber's truck:

'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'

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At a Tire Store

'Invite us to your next blowout.'

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On an Electrician's truck:

'Let us remove your shorts.'

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In a Non-smoking Area:

'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'

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At an Optometrist's Office:

'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'

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On a Taxidermist's window:

'We really know our stuff.'

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On a Fence near the gate:

'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'

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At a Car Dealership:

'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'

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Outside a Car Muffler shop:

'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

'Please Drive carefully. We can wait.'

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Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck:

'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises'


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