Growing Mushrooms.
The mushroom farming industry and the selling industry is very much the same thing because mushrooms and would be customers are very much the same thing.
Mushroom growing is a very profitable industry and they are easy to grow if you know how to do it. They are easy to market too; once you have acquired the skill to grow them you will have the knack to sell them as well.
Selling your mushrooms only require a know how of how to treat your customers and you will master that art very quickly when you grow mushrooms. They need to be treated in the same way as you treat the mushrooms.
So what is the big secret to growing mushrooms that can be applied to selling as well?
You feed them on bull shit and keep them in the dark.
That's all folks
And keep them mushrooms growing.
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Yes, very successfully and the sell them too. How else would I know the secret to share?
They sell faster than what I can produce them. Maybe I need a bit more BS for growing purpose but as long as the demand is higher than the supply it keeps the price high.
Bank managers, insurance brokers and artificial inseminators all have doctor's degrees in mushroom growing. Mostly with years of experience. You need to be better than them to fight them.
See I told ya.
What a pity. I need a partner to handle the sale so I can concentrate on the production side.
Then maybe you must become a bit more negative so I can develop you in the dark. Another lost art form since the invention of digital cameras.
being kept in the dark can be of some advantage some times. Ask Choc. She is developing very smartly now.
Yes, I expect her to go critical any moment now. Lots a radio activity flying around.
Good times indeed.
But the mushroom market is not to be truffled with
I saw some people growing mushrooms when I was young, in my mind it's easy to grow up if you kept them in a proper environment and temperature, but at the very first beginning, should be very careful on their basic manure.Otherwise, the mushrooms might be turned into another stuff. Then the owner would be lost not only mushrooms but also the hopes in gains .
Good idea.
I love your new pic.
my dearest friend can i join this special occasion?
hi there luke....baby are you still available?????
I'm so used to upsetting the goat hair market when I cut my hair so what is a few mushrooms over produced.
i love fresh mushroom in tomato curry.....
at my place or yours?
I'd be too scared to eat the mushrooms I grow. If it does not come from a good producer I don't buy it.
You are most welcome to join. Just discard the bluish mushrooms. They are toxic. The rest should be ok if you have a strong system
Even if you do not eat mushrooms you should still buy them. It is for a good course. You can throw them away afterwards.
Every cent derived from my mushroom sales is re-invested into the state lottery and a portion of that goes to charity after expenses have been covered.
You're always welcome here.
Where did that ghost come from. An pensioned off surfer who ate one too many of my mushrooms?
my SUGA baby.......
i will be at the airport baby.....
honey....dont forget it....love you sweetheart.....
You can Fedex some of that mushroom curry. Just don't use my mushrooms in there. I want to eat it. I still have a few things to to before I depart for the happy hunting grounds.
Why don't you use fax machines. Much more private and causes me no jealousy attacks. I was under the impression C is my doll and now you come muscling in.
i am sending it through speed post....
hope you like it......
And send Lukie his own supply. He is likely to eat mine.