What To Treat The Ladies On.
When I was young my dad told me never try to impress a woman on a first date. He said if she really liked you, she would be happy walk to with you to a take-way stand and eat whatever you gave her.In view of the international nature of CD I thought I would compile a guide on what to treat your long distance lover when you finally get to meet her.
An English Miss –
Fish and chips wrapped in newspaper.
A French Mademoiselle –
Take her for a walk on a rainy day, she will get the snails, take you to her maisonette, prepare them, cook them and by the time they are ready, you will be already full up with the hors-d´oeuvres. (Minerva)
A German Fräulein –
A doner kebab - whatever that is. I hope it is cheaper than sauerkraut. (KNenagh)
An Australian Sheila –
A Vegemite Sandwich .
An African Maiden –
Pap and Wors (thick maize porridge and sausage). Pap is optional!
An US Chick –
Hotdogs from a pavement stand.
An Irish Lassie -
A small helping of Black Pudding. (Hans4711)
An Afrikaans Madam –
A Boerewors (sausage) roll. The roll is optional!
An Indonesian Bird –
Raw oysters. Just take her to the sea. She will take them out for you too.
A Barbadian Queen –
Hot Bajan Fish Cakes.
A China Doll –
A generous helping of rice served on a bed of rice.
A Japanese Lady –
Sashimi - Raw fish. Just take her to the fresh fish market.
An Italian Signorina –
Chinese quick noodles. She will love the superior quality.
A Portuguese Senorita –
Dried fish. No need to take her anywhere, she will have a good supply.
A Canadian Miss -
Clubbed baby seals. Plenty of frozen carcasses abandoned in the ice fields.
A Spanish Señorita -
Take her to the nearest Tapa Bar and buy the cheapest drink. (Zman)
A Ugandan Beauty in Nigerian refugee camp -
An UN ration pack bought on the black market.
But now I’m stuck. Maybe with some suggestions we can complete this manual for overseas dating.
Comments (97)
This is all a joke. You must never take my blogs seriously.
On the first night you treat her like a princess and once you got her she pays for that night for the rest of her life.
I still maintain if the girl likes you just simply for being you,
Sorry, I missed your comment again. No, you said nothing wrong. I just wanted a cup of coffee and my wastepaper basket was full.
That is why I keep saying those Irish guys are lucky. I hope they at least bake the potatoes before giving them.
Boiled only on the first date.
Baked only comes on the 2nd date...if we are lucky enough to get a 2nd date with such a wonderful man
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Now we get the Irish humor too.
I must visit Ireland one day.
And you are very welcome to visit, anytime
food truck and eating at the chinese night market very cheap!!! Eating from the same peanut packet that are for the squirrels...well priceless...haha
Thanks I will certain keep Ireland in my mind. Unfortunately my next two destinations are Barbados and Paris.
I would never put the word 'unfortunately' before either Barbados or Paris!
Enjoy
As loulou said food from the food truck would be great. Some of them are quite tasty. Or an ice cream!
The unfortunate part is that there are so many places I still want to go to.
Cat: But if you want dating Chinese, only need a paper painting a big pancake on it and then look at it.Just imagining it's a cake or a pizza or whatever stuff which can fill your belly. We called it " feed on illusions " I might say especially when the full moon hanging above...
hi phoenix.
Does it work? I mean feeding off illusions?
Absolutely,Cat.It can work well according to how strong your illusions are.
Hmm, so drugs to enhance the illusions must be getting very popular.
Can you feed off hallucinations as well?