This weak in Adelaide. Vol 1 Num 2
The Weak that was:Remember, I warned you about reading this blog the first time. So you're a glutton for punishment hey? So be it at your own peril.
Monday 2nd March: Your mission... To go over to the bike shop and get the pump fitted and buy a trip computer so you know how phiss weak you are. Err, I mean how far you've travelled. Actually I made it there in 35 minutes. They fitted the trip computer and the pump. Then I also bought a pair of bike gloves because my hands were becoming numb on long rides. Spent a whole shipping crate full of money on this crap and it felt like I'd already achieved something. I'm such a sucker.
Not to be out done, I went to cheap-as-chips on the way home to see if I could buy a couple of small furry toy things to give to the Chinese girls at the Fruit and Veg shop down the road. They're always giving me free fruit for some reason. If I didn't know better I'd suspect that one of them liked me. They are very cute though. But I wanted to give them something back because I thought it might bring a smile to their faces. Well I didn't find a toy of any suitable description but I did find a nice piece of grilled fish. I just don't eat enough fish.
Then I returned home to find that the woman I contacted on one of the dating sites had sent me a tirade of abuse instead of her undying love. Then she ran screaming into the hills after deleting her profile and vowing to become a lesbian. That was so inspiring. Did wonders for my confidence.
