Groundhog Day

Get up, work, finish work, eat, check my emails, log onto here, more scammers, women who find my sense of humour unwitty, who say I'm too nice, too old, too young, intelectual, thick, say i shouldn't mention football more than once in a conversation, should grow my hair longer, eat healthier, paint thier houses for free, send them money for their flight over here,listen to "a lunar sonata" by Beethoven because it will help me sleep, never eat anything yellow, don't give my mum gift vouchers for her birthday cos she will hate me for it, hoover my bed mattress daily because dead skin attracts mites, say my name is a cats name(jason), tell me that carrots make you hear better(shame on you and you know who you are), stir my tea to the right, turn all my plug sockets off at bedtime, watch A City of Angels(I fell asleep halfway through), say that i write like an American?, tell me that Elvis was gay and last but not least and wins the gold medal is- where do clouds go to when the sky is clear....?
Women-each and every one of you unique and a fascinating species, I will never tire from your words of wisdom.
Jay xxx