to all the pretty ladies. best way to find ur man

ur problems r over. now. u have me. the best matchmaker in the world! I have the track record of hooking up 13 couples till date. 9 of them inter countries. 5 of them already hv children. 2 of them have 2 children!
easiest way to hook up without having to suffer insufferable jackasses.
i have devised the best possible way to analyze what kinda guy you would like the best. it works.dancing
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yes i see you stay world wide cheers
wave ICP: It is nice to see you. How have you been doing? cheering
omg, he's back, my first CS crush who crushed my heart by not hooking up with me! Never mind, can you hook me up?
mmmmm I wonder how much he wants for the sevicerolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
hey angel. how r u? had been busy all these days. travelling a lot. didnt come here for a while. and then suddenly was swamped by all these women! so thought. lemme help them cool
Redex, I charge 31 bucks. 37 cents. but u a 50% discount. a hottie like u i can set up in 2 days applause
ICP: That Is Great! thumbs up I am doing alright too! wine I have miss your sense of humor here.
hiya Bali. u ought to have married me!!! why didnt u?confused
but dont u worry. i hv a guy. just for u.
he is tall. handsome. puffy cheeks. but rest of the body like Adonis. very warm hearted. the guy who u would like to show ur folks right after the 2nd date. its all set for u.
he likes REM. But crazy on Ray Charles in the evenings. likes Beethoven in the mornings. He drives a Volvo (values safety!!!)
thats the snapshot.
u pay. i tell more! grin
jarred. i got a chick in Spain lined up. just for u. now pay up. dont be lazy. just hop across to Barcelona cool
Ray Charles in the evenings and Beethoven in the morning? I'm not feeling it. How about his teeth? Healthy and white?
Do you accept post stamps?
Hi ICP! Good and fun blog. Can you hook me up too? What's your mode of payment?handshake
Pleeese put that in pound shilling and pence confused I need to raid my hide-hole for cash. Good that though 50% off for pensioners you will have a long line of us lucky mangrin
We will keep you in worklaugh
ICP you've just made my night!laugh teddybear
I'm drooling already grin it sure helps getting those stamps off the postcards and envelopes!
and don't worry, I'll let the dry over night before sending them off in the morning!
Your funny.conversing
We tried this before...yet I'm still here and single. Not too sure about that track record of yours. moping laugh
Lady roll eyes I think he has given too many 50% and needs more money now. moping some peoples just cant stay the coursegrin grin wave
you have hooked up many couples. so how abt yourself?

not only hook up with someone yet, but you may do selection test to get the best to be with...

do I fulfill your desire?flirty
when you start being real, i'll get a face rolling on the floor laughing

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butterfly
Faceless still in Saskatchewan...lol...
yup loulou, is that bad confused


uh oh
and what about man for ur services???i think there r much needy men like me...dunno
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