Terrible news.
A man is sitting at home watching television,when a police officer knocks on his front door.
When the man answers the door, the officer asks him
if he is Mr. Robertson and the man replies, "Yes I am."
The officer then asks, if he is married and again the man
states "Yes, I am".
The policeman then asks him if he has any recent picture of his wife.
"Sure hold on a second." He then comes back with a picture and
hands it to the officer, who then looks at the picture, and in a
very respectful and sad voice says,
"I'm vey sorry to tell you this,
but it looks like your wife has been hit by a train."
The man pauses for a second
and then says, "Yeah, I know, but she has a good personality, is terrific in bed and an excellent cook."
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