A poem to answer them wives jokes ..
Men have a winning poem by Joao Caitan to answer their wives jokesAnd here how it goes..
My darling, my lover , my beautiful wife
Marrying you, messed up my life
I see your face when I'm dreaming
That's why i always wake up screaming
Kind, Intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not
I love your smile, your face and your eyes
Damn i,m good at telling lies
My feelings for you, no words can tell
Except for maybe, go to hell
And what inspired this amazing rhyme?
A bottle of tequila, one part lime ..
Moral story: stay single as long as you can
Much love and a happy happy weekend
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My darling, my lover, my handsome hubby,
marrying you, life was supposed to be lovey dovey,
I see your face when I`m dreaming,
and during daylight am inwardly screaming,
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
why I fell for you time has forgot,
Your smile, your wrinkled face and red rum eyes,
all this is you I cannot tell lies,
My feelings for you, no words can tell,
being with you is my personal hell,
and what inspired this amazing rhyme?
a pint of lager and lime...
Works both ways