Not Too Eggciting

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If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?
-You only get laid once.
-You only get eaten once.
-It takes 3 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.
-You share your box with 11 guys.
-Worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on you was your mother.
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What?...I think I missing somethinggrin
lol wave hi bunga
I love you Wolfie ...great minds think alike !
What if we had been born as snails often eaten by chickens and just about everything else. Never getting more than 20 yards from where we were born.
I know I wouldn't want to be an egg. But I love to eat them. I can make a meal out of egg salad or potato salad with lots of eggs in it. And!! Deviled eggs?? Wowser!! I'm getting hungry just thinking about all these goodies!!

Oh yeah! And let's not forget chocolate eggs!

YIPES!! I'm really getting hungry!







PS!! Did I mention scrambled eggs?
Hi Fallen.thumbs up laugh

I think Bung. is getting confused here?confused
Do you need a translation amigo?comfort
Not to be EggOtistical, . . cool , . . .
but most of the Egglets I meet, . .would love to get Laid, . . . even if it was only Once, so they could Cherish the Intensified, Sensually Magical, Mystical, Mysterious Memory and Moment of the Timeless Embrace that our Lips, Minds, and Bodies, caressed, collided, Engaged, and Came Forth. . In Passionate, Incredibly Excitement / Desire, from across the Atlantic, and Became One, . . . if only, . . for a Day.
yay
Wowww Jester! Do you think that you are worth flying the atlantic over?laugh heart wings
Fallen wolf, mother the best is! laugh applause
I would make a cake... using 5 eggs... plus sugar and flour.. and cook opor ayam for a mother chicken...
hhmmm it must be nice.. thumbs up
Smart! you have returned!!! woohoo. I know I missed you. I am sure every one did.
And Fallen. You are so intutive! Howel you do.
You both are so sharp.
@ Veaster: hey V wave
@ Ken : we sure lucky not born as one.


@ Ed: looooooove yolks me nom nom
@ Zeru: hey Z wave
@ Minerva: hey M wave
@ Ajest: wakey wakey J laugh
@ Bened: mother sure is. but still dont wanna have her sit on us laugh
@ Smart: hey S, howl u doin' gal? yup yup send me some of them opor with mini ketupat thingie
@ Chevy: hey C wave
Hey Wolfgirl,

I suppose life could be worse. lol
Sounds better than a life with my ex wife !rolling on the floor laughing
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Batam, Riau Island, Riau Islands, Indonesia

I work in the hospitality industry as a bartender. I do have some inks, I have 4 cats and love them. I like good conversation and crude jokes don't bother me. I like singing and mostly I'm interested in paranormal (as in afterlife, demon etc,.) [read more]

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