Not Too Eggciting
If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?
-You only get laid once.
-You only get eaten once.
-It takes 3 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.
-You share your box with 11 guys.
-Worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on you was your mother.
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Oh yeah! And let's not forget chocolate eggs!
YIPES!! I'm really getting hungry!
PS!! Did I mention scrambled eggs?
I think Bung. is getting confused here?
Do you need a translation amigo?
but most of the Egglets I meet, . .would love to get Laid, . . . even if it was only Once, so they could Cherish the Intensified, Sensually Magical, Mystical, Mysterious Memory and Moment of the Timeless Embrace that our Lips, Minds, and Bodies, caressed, collided, Engaged, and Came Forth. . In Passionate, Incredibly Excitement / Desire, from across the Atlantic, and Became One, . . . if only, . . for a Day.
hhmmm it must be nice..
And Fallen. You are so intutive! Howel you do.
You both are so sharp.
@ Ken : we sure lucky not born as one.
@ Ed: looooooove yolks me nom nom
@ Zeru: hey Z
@ Minerva: hey M
@ Ajest: wakey wakey J
@ Bened: mother sure is. but still dont wanna have her sit on us
@ Smart: hey S, howl u doin' gal? yup yup send me some of them opor with mini ketupat thingie
@ Chevy: hey C
I suppose life could be worse. lol