Smartassss

Smartassss

Jun 2014

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LOL...

7 Turkish from Black sea are going to Paris for holiday...
one of them need to go to a restroom...
with poor English he went in rush and accidentally he crash with someone..

Turkish :I am sorry ...
Paris : I am sorry too..
T : I am sorry three..
P : What sorry for ?
T : I am sorry five...
P : what..? are you sick?
T : noo.... I am seven...

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miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Jun 14, 2014●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 10
Why no 9...cuz 7 8. 9

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Jun 14, 2014●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

Smarty

Oops...all that hugging was on another blog. Sorry

....

Mimi1973●Perak,, Malaysia

Jun 14, 2014●15 Blogs●2,342 Comments

Go back to the other blog Miclee! You're needed there badly!!

Can I have him back Smart?!?! Thanks!!

SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia

Jun 14, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments

you are greedy lady.... let MC be with me naaa

SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia

Jun 14, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments

we hug tightly...

cant move....

Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA

Jun 14, 2014●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments

SmartAss;
.................

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Jun 14, 2014●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

Ladies, ladies. ...please.....

Mimi1973●Perak,, Malaysia

Jun 14, 2014●15 Blogs●2,342 Comments

So, how are we going to do this?!?!?

Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA

Jun 14, 2014●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments

SmartAss;

Have you __ _ _ today yet?

SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia

Jun 14, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments

Angelll...

thank you for coming..

SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia

Jun 14, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments

wow... here MC is the most handsome man among ladies..

Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA

Jun 14, 2014●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments

SmartAss;
I come to your blogs, all the time. When i can see it!

SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia

Jun 14, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments

uufff... 1 faceless person sent me email wants to chat, I said I dont chat with faceless...
do you what did he said : so you dont mind to chat with assless...

I blocked him automatically

Mimi1973●Perak,, Malaysia

Jun 14, 2014●15 Blogs●2,342 Comments

Miclee is like a rose amongst the thorns!!

A real dapper, like double 07

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Jun 14, 2014●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

Can't argue with ya smarty
(Thought I should add that really quick...while it's still true! )

Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA

Jun 14, 2014●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments

SmartAss;
Tell them, to add any photo! Then we shall talk...

SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia

Jun 14, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments

what ya MC....

Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA

Jun 14, 2014●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments

SmartAss;
...............

SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia

Jun 14, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments

Angel...

hei MC... u agree with me?

Mimi1973●Perak,, Malaysia

Jun 14, 2014●15 Blogs●2,342 Comments

C'mon! Let's do the group hug thingy!!

SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia

Jun 15, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments

berpelukan...... big huggingggggg..

we like Teletabies yaa

Mimi1973●Perak,, Malaysia

Jun 15, 2014●15 Blogs●2,342 Comments

Yup! Berpeluk-pelukan!! I wanna be La La!!

SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia

Jun 15, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments

so let me be a dipsy..

Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA

Jun 15, 2014●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments

SA & Mimi;

Yawl is talking over my head.

I got to go to a full english blog,huh?

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Jun 15, 2014●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

Sheesh. ..y'all do this really fast. What do you drink like a gallon of coffee before starting this?

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Jun 15, 2014●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

STILL handsomest guy on this whole blog.

I'll mention that from time to time. ...so long as it's true

Yep..THAT'S ME. .....HANDSOMEST GUY ON THE BLOG!

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Jun 15, 2014●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

Me? Like 007?

Oh, Mimi. ..

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Jun 15, 2014●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

ONLY 69 MORE COMMENTS 'TIL THE LUCKY TOASTER WINNER!

SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia

Jun 15, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments

where the idea come from to put 69 to get next toaster MC...
you are so "funny"..

Zeurich●unknown, Utrecht Netherlands

Jun 15, 2014●165 Blogs●1,300 Comments

I dont understand please help should I cry or laugh

SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia

Jun 15, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments

Zeurich...

will you again get a prize from MC ? so you have to wait 66 comment more

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Jun 15, 2014●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

HEY, Y'ALL

I'M THE HANDSOMEST GUY ON THIS BLOG!

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Jun 15, 2014●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

I see Zeu is prepared to defend her title.

And speaking of titles I was the first commenter on three blogs today. ..Count em...THREE besides being

THE HANDSOMEST GUY ON THIS BLOG

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Jun 15, 2014●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

I think if I can keep this up 'til 100 comments I'll get a really big belt like they do in professional wrestling

SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia

Jun 15, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments

oh MC... Wrestling is too hard for me, I dont like to see blood. boxing is a bit softer ... and you cover your hand with boxing gloves..

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Jun 15, 2014●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

Only 61 comments to go to

NEW & UNDISPUTED HANDSOMEST GUY ON THIS BLOG!

(Helps to throw in some trash talkin icons. ..gotta intimidate em

)

SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia

Jun 15, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments

hhmm... you may confident to be a winner since USA are sleeping now.

but lets we battle to get a TOASTER as 100th commentator in this blog..

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Jun 15, 2014●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

The wrestling is fake. ..think of it as choreographed ballet...for guys

vs

is realyl

SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia

Jun 15, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments

oh.. so you like fake hah..... hhmmm....
if you be a 100th commentator here, then the belt also would be fake.. as the real one should be got by the host...

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Jun 15, 2014●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

Unchallenged for an entire blog page...YESSSSS.

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