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Parachute Trouble

A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. After a bit, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens. He tries again. Still nothing. He starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute. He pulls that cord. Nothing happens...

He frantically begins pulling both cords, but to no avail. Suddenly, he looks down and he can't believe his eyes. Another man is in the air with him, but this guy is going *up*!!

Just as the other guy passes by, the skydiver -- by this time scared out of his wits -- yells, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?"

The other guy yells back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?"

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Comments (12)

Angelpepper
.................rolling on the floor laughing
britishcolumbian
rolling on the floor laughing Funny one Jim wave
val53
Very funny, I'm always up for a challenge, but don't thing I will try that one.dunno dunno
1to1to1
wave Hello Gentlejim, Good one,rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing , I ll definitely remember that one.
wallops1964
Thanks Jim, it is evening here and that was a good laugh to end the day rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
123butterflies
omggggggggg jim wats wrong with me moping I feel like a leftover, everyone else is laughing and I don't get it, again dunno

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goldengloss
Jim rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing That's weird Jim, I have a fear of Skydiving and a fear of Gas Stoves, a few have blown up over the years here. laugh Thanks for the laugh wave
Hans4711
@ Gentlejim - That would explain the ad on eBay:

FOR SALE:
1 parachute used only once, as new condition, unopened.... laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

... grin cheers
goldengloss
Hans and the other Ad on EBay
'Gas Stove , old, abit unpredictabel, free to good home '
goldengloss
Unpredictable blushing blushing Typho doh
Bajanshay
@jim,
laugh laugh
Gentlejim
Thanks everyone.handshake I am glad everyone got it....hummmmmp, except Buttercup. Maybe she had too muchdrinking of this.rolling on the floor laughing

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