Face Powder

In the evening the wife sends her husband to buy some cigarettes. He went to the corner store, but it was closed? What should he do now? He notices a bar around the corner. He goes into the bar, buys cigarettes. He looks around and notices a young lady with a perfect body. What a beautiful body! Perfect curly hear! Wow..
A man orders beer and sits down at her table… Then he orders cognac for both of them… then beer again, and cognac again..
Suddenly he wakes up. 3 am. Where is he? Oooops, naked in the bed with the girl!
A man tells her:
- Do you have face powder?
Lady:
- I do.
- Give me some of it.
A man quickly rubs his hands with a face powder and runs back home. His wife opens the door and asks?
- Hey where have you been?
- You see, I went to a store – it was closed. Then I went into a bar nearby and found a pretty lady there. I drank beer, cognac, beer, then cognac again.. I woke up at 3 am in her bed!..
Wife tells him:
- Wait wait… show me your hands, you jerk!.. I see you’ve been bowling all night long again!...


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Good one Jim!rolling on the floor laughing isn't he a lucky fellow!wave
but he wasn't bowling jim doh

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im dumb doh cuz your smart yay
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing bcos u r too much drink my dear....cheers cheers cheers
smart im sober today, I know hey moping I have my daughters grade tonight frustrated hate those things, so I cant drink frustrated she owes me one drinking

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Smarty, I am glad someone recognizes Buttercup's problem besides me.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave wave
jim scold scold scold you lucky I loves you rolling on the floor laughing
Thanks everyone for your comments! I like bringing smiles and laughter to people's faces.thumbs up
I knows Buttercup.hug I luvs you too.rolling on the floor laughing
Jim, that's a very clever guy....was it perhaps you?beer cheers
Very good one Jim, have to send it on to my other friends.

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jIM Good story.... I had no idea what he was doing that for... then I dont bowl. Thanks for the laugh. laugh
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