My best Marathon!
Long walks are always good to do so I am also talking very long romantic walk to the fridge every day,For all who thinks alcohol is a problem according to chemistry alcohol is a solution thank you damn god science
when you reach your 80 you are able to Laugh,Cough,Sneeze and pee at the same time on the same spot
once you lick frosting off a cupcake then it is muffin and that very healthy
When I play bingo I always deposit 10$ and play with 25$ what has been taken from my other saving.
6 old asked his dad if France in Africa because all the foot players were in the same color what you use to write more often.
Before I buy a sweep ticket I always ask lottery board what number they are going to give for winning, because they never give a winning for the numbers what they said,,
I don't understand why toilet paper company makes advertisements, who is not buying them.
The best marathon I ever did till to the toilet every day,
If a man say I don't know ask a woman
that is the one and only wise man in the planet.
In case if I died and went to hell it would take me a month to realize that I am not at work any more.
Smile is sign of joyA kiss is sign of love, A laugh is sign of happiness,
having a friend like me is freaking good taste
Hope you had a good day every one?
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Hai mimi