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Texting For Seniors

Since more and more Seniors are texting, it appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Fainted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Centre
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
IJFAFT: I Just Farted And followed through
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Midnight Oil
NAGOW: Needs Another Glass of Wine
GGLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)


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Comments (8)

Bajanshay
Hey English,
Here are a few more -
..Speak Up Sonny
GOML..Get Off My Lawn
MILF..Meal I'll Like to Forget

laugh

thanks for posting. How are you?
Smartassss
doh doh frustrated frustrated
SBIWP - Stiff but in the wrong places doh laugh rolling on the floor laughing
Bajanshay
@Zman,
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing LMDO!!!
Shay, the UK version of yours would be GOMFL laugh rolling on the floor laughing wine
Bajanshay
@Zman,
ROFL... CGU....rolling on the floor laughing
wallops1964
English... VERY FUNNY!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Smartassss
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Stiff but in the wrong place... what is that?

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