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Blond Car Accident

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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Comments (12)

123butterflies
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ok need to admit that is funny rolling on the floor laughing but just so you know im not blonde until 3 this afternoon tongue

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vcindu
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.

When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:'

'Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?'' The bus driver shakes his head and says,'

'No, I'm sorry.'

' At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: '

'Will it take ME ?'
Hans4711
@ Gentlejim - OK enough with the blonde jokes.... laugh . try this one on for size:


A young bloke goes to a nurologist due to nerve problems that were damaged disabeling him from from using his equipment.

After examining him the Nurologist explains that the damage is permanent due to an earlier viral infection but goes on to explain to the bloke that a new radical surgery involving transplanting some nerves from an elephat's trunk may help him.

Not wishing to go through life in this condition the bloke aggrees as long as there is no injury to the elephant.

The operation goes ahead and after several weeks the doctor gives the bloke the all clear to go out and try out his new equipment.

The bloke sets up a date with a woman that he had recently met and while they were sitting at the table he starts to get a very uncomfortable swelling in the lower regions to the point whereby he has to un-zip his fly to relieve the pain, instantly his long trunk-like equipment springs out and slithers along the table, grabs a bread roll and retracks again.

The woman who has witnessed the act in absolute amazement says to the bloke, that was incredible, can you do that again... The guy sitting there with a strained grimace on his face says, I think so but I don't know if another bread roll will fit up my ar*e...


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vcindu
A blonde goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, I'm freakin' out...I'm freakin'
out...my pee's coming out in four streams."
He says, "Get up on the table and I'll see what I can do."
She gets up on the table, and as he's examining her, he starts to giggle.
She says, "It's not funny. My pee's coming out in four streams."
He says, "It won't anymore. I took the trouser button out of there."


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britishcolumbian
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You guys are on a roooooll........

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123butterflies
Too funny, ur british they are on a roll rolling on the floor laughing but as a result of technical difficulties with my liver, I need to run and get more beer brb rolling on the floor laughing
Hans4711
Ford V’s God


Henry Ford asks God, "When you invented Woman, what were you thinking?"
God asks, "What do you mean?"
"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:


1. There's too much front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.
3. Maintenance is extremely high.
4. It constantly needs repainting and refinishing.
5. Every 28 days it leaks fluid and is rendered out of service.
6. The rear end wobbles too much.
7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.
8. The headlights are usually too small.
9. Fuel consumption is outrageous.

"Hummmm," replies God, "hold on a minute."
God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In no time, the computer prints out a report and God reads it. God then turns to Ford, and says, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours."



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vcindu
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's

final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here

tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or

illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses

whatsoever!" A smart-a** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and
asked,

"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and

utter s*xual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is

restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head,and

sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other
hand."
123butterflies
but v but im left handed rolling on the floor laughing but then again it changes, left right, right left rolling on the floor laughing

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vcindu
Butterfly, hope they allow you an o*al test. rolling on the floor laughing laugh
123butterflies
what the fuk is that confused

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Gentlejim
Thanks everyone for your jokes.yay Much more than I expected.handshake cheers cheers

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