Blond Car Accident

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ok need to admit that is funny rolling on the floor laughing but just so you know im not blonde until 3 this afternoon tongue

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Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.

When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:'

'Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?'' The bus driver shakes his head and says,'

'No, I'm sorry.'

' At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: '

'Will it take ME ?'
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You guys are on a roooooll........

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Too funny, ur british they are on a roll rolling on the floor laughing but as a result of technical difficulties with my liver, I need to run and get more beer brb rolling on the floor laughing
but v but im left handed rolling on the floor laughing but then again it changes, left right, right left rolling on the floor laughing

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Thanks everyone for your jokes.yay Much more than I expected.handshake cheers cheers
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