Blond Neighbor

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box.

She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave wave wave wave
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Hi Jim. Very funny! I happen to be blond, but not that stupid!laugh rolling on the floor laughing

Haven´t you read Socrates´blog about blonds and their intelligence?wave
Yes blond are not really stupid but I love the jokes anyway.
Got to pick on someone.........rolling on the floor laughing

Love this one Jim






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Ladies, I know blonds aren't stupid.doh I copied the joke and pasted it here! hug
Some of the blondes are so smart, they will make you think probably the jokes should have had you in their place. laugh
@Vcindu. thumbs up

Jim. Shame on you! "just copied and pasted" things that you do not believe as true?dunno doh scold

How are the readers supposed to know that you are not just descriminating the blondes?dunno
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So Minerva, you don't ever copy and paste?scold Bull! I don't discriminate about hair color! Hey, the female neighbor could have been bald then there would be no argument!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
laugh laugh look like I have got a mail let me check my mail box thenrolling on the floor laughing
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh Too darn funny
now why r u always making jokes about blondes....hmmmm....i guess i could confide in one of ur blogs one of my worst powder puff blonde moments!!!
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