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Irish Furniture Dealer

Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.
After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home.
To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine.
As he sat enjoying his wine he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.
Before long a very beautiful French girl came over to his table, asked him something in French (which Murphy couldn't understand), so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down.
He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not understand. After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her.
She nodded so he ordered her a glass of wine.
After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin and drew a picture of a plate with foot and she nodded. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music.
They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing.
She once again nodded and they got up to dance.
They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.
Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four poster bed.
To this day Murphy has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business!


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Comments (6)

Mick walks into paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked and playing with himself in front of a tractor.
Mick asks "Bloody hell Paddy, what are you doing" ?,
Paddy replies " Well, me and Mary haven't been getting on so well in the bedroom lately" and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to atractor !!!rolling on the floor laughing
Smartassss
dancer wearing a bikini dancing on the table at a pub ... she looks sexy and danced teased the audiences , every approaching the male audience, he tucks the money in her bra. when he approached a young guy, that guy took out a card and rub it in her cleavage dancers and take all the money from the dancer's bra... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

he thought he took money from ATM..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Gentlejim
Good one Guadal.yay

Smarty, you are too cute!laugh I believe this is the first joke I have seen you tell.hug

Dave, nice to meet you.handshake Cute joke.thumbs up
britishcolumbian
Good one English so I "borrowed" it rolling on the floor laughing

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Smartassss
laugh Gen... this was original made in Smartassssrolling on the floor laughing
Gentlejim
So you were the dancer, Smarty?rolling on the floor laughing

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